Commissar
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A commissar is a Russian officer in the Imperial Guard whose job it is to keep morale high by blowing the brains out of anyone who shows sign of weakness or fear. It works, statistically. They get a cool hat, and a sword they seem all too happy to hit the enemy with. They seem to be a bunch of dic*BLAM*
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[edit] Reasonable Commissars
Reasonable Commissars do not execute those who flee. However, they do carry a potent stun-gun to bring down those who break ranks. Afterwards, the accused is brought before a military tribunal to judge what the appropriate punishment will be. Reasonably Hard Labor is a common punishment.
Reasonable Commissars can often be found in units operating alongside Reasonable Marines.
Reasonable Commissars only exist because there are Commissars who are *ahem* dicks...such as Commissar Jericho of the 8th Cadian Whiteshield division:
- from the records of inquisitor Murtho
[edit] Notable Commissars
- Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt
- Commissar Yarrick
- Commissar Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
- Commissar Fuklaw
- Commissar Dan
- Commissar K59
- Commissar Holt
- Commissar Raege
[edit] Quotes
- "Fear me!!! ...But follow!
- "What I cannot crush with words! I shall crush with tanks!!"
[edit] Gallery
 The real reason why Guardsmen do not revolt en masse |
 Told you about those swords! |
 He's the new commissar. OH SHI- |
 Commissars are badass |
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 Commissar Dan on the blaze of glory run |
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 Chink loev comissar |
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 Commissar Yarrick by Chink |
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 Commissar from the ill-fated /tg/ calendar project |
 One of these is not like the others. |
 Imperial Guard, FUCK YEAH! |
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 The Commissar is here to ensure your loyalty. |
 Squad morale restored. |
 POWER HUG! |
 *BLAM* |
