Drizzt

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Drizzt Do'Urden is the Drow Elf protagonist of several of R.A. Salvatore's Forgotten Realms novels. He is well known - and well-hated - on /tg/ for being the origin of the "Good Drow Ranger Fighting To Prove Him/Herself Worthy Despite The Sins Of His/Her Kin Whilst Dual-Wielding Scimitars" stereotype used as a template to create characters by hundreds upon thousands of pathetically unoriginal idiots the world over. Whilst Drizzt really isn't a terrible character in and of himself (especially in light of shit like Pinelight), the sheer volume of Drizzt-clones he's spawned are capable of inducing burning fury in even the most mild and even-tempered of dudes.

He is also commonly described as a Mary Sue, although whether this is really a property of the character himself or if he's simply tainted by association with the thousands of knock-off characters he spawned is open to debate. Given past experience by players being inspired by stupid shit, there is every reason to take a lot of problems with the guy with a grain of salt.

Even then, he is an elf and thus automatically 5 billion times less manly than even the dreaded Space Communists.

Ok, so why is this son of a bitch so popular?[edit]

  • Drizzt is a unique and beautiful snowflake.
    • To his credit however, even Drizzt himself is facepalming at the above line. Jesus.
  • He has lavender eyes, making him popular among ladies.
  • Drow are hot, and Drizzt is a drow. Therefore we can safely conclude that Drizzt is hot (confirmed by our on-staff homosexual).
  • He occasionally hangs out with dorfs, which basically means he cannot completely suck.
  • I think Drizzt is a pretty cool gal, seh kills demons and doesn't afraid of anything.
  • His name sounds exactly like the Russian word for "diarrhea" (was even renamed into Dzzirt in the official Russian translation, go figure).
  • Because he's a male drow that doesn't get slapped for not GB2Kitchen.
  • We're reasonably sure he didn't cause 4e.
  • He's part of the elf master-race.

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