Talk:STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

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Oh God, this page absolutely needs the animated .gif of the guard looping around inside himself. - Lord Licorice 22:56, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

I've got that lying around somewhere, lemme see if I can find it. --Myomoto 00:17, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
Damn, the file I've got is too big, it's at 2MB.. --Myomoto 00:21, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
SO WHAT Fatum 04:08, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, upload it anyway, as a thumbnail it'll be fine. The 150k is a default recommended limit, which I can guarantee most of the pictorial content on the wiki far exceeds. - Lord Licorice 06:49, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
DO IT, CRIMINAL SCUM. --Anonymous 09:30, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
This file is bigger than the server is configured to allow, is what I get. --Myomoto 12:02, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
Resize it in MS PAINT
Better, how about I resize it in animation shop? --Myomoto 13:53, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

I reckon this has enough images for now, feel free to add more but I'm removing the needs images. Cthulhu 23:01, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Ordinators[edit]

Ordinators were way more awesome, because they hated you for a reason: Racism! Most Dunmer are not pleased with all those wetback foreigners walking around Morrowind like big shots. The players backstory is that of not just a foreigner, but a released prisoner. So there's the hated empire, oppressing and exploiting Morrowind, now dumping their criminal scum there to boot. Fuck that! Ordinators are the elite warriors of Morrowinds powerful temple, well-versed in magic and combat, wearing what's the best non-easter egg armor in the game. They're just waiting for you to give them a reason to bash your face in. Please, do something stupid you Breton Fuck!

The Oblivion guards on the other hand are just... cartoonishly diligent. --Anonymous 23:53, 16 September 2012 (BST)

Indoril armor the best in the game? N'wah please. Glass, Ebony and Daedric are all better, and that's not even counting Ice, Nordic Mail and Royal Guard armors in the expansions. Biggus Berrus 07:31, 17 September 2012 (BST)