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"Mmmmm, your cock smells like cottage cheese." said Indrick Boreale, as he licked the aching head of Ursarkar E. Creed. "chorus" he said, moaning like a dying whale in charge of a supreme store. "I like the moose" said Boreale, as he engulfed his aching penis down into his warm, wet mouth. "moose noises" screamed Creed in pleasure, as Boreale sucked on him like a moose. Scarn walked into the room, instantly aroused by the events that took place. "this is heresy" he said, "but this is good heresy" Scarn undressed, when a byeah appeared. "coffee Cheetos byeahicken" said the short, bearded biker. Scarn yelped, spooked by the sudden arrival of the creature from another galaxy. The byeah then did a little dance, which made Scarn's peepee real nice and thick. "Oh my...." said the inquisitor, whose peepee rooster stood proud in the air. "byeah" said the byeah, sucking on his nuts, causing Scarn to moan internally. Suddenly, Spider-Man arrived docked into the ship (they were in a Starlight-class light freighter) and walked into them. "Pizza time." he said, revealing his pizza box filled with steaming hot anchovy pizza, courtesy of Mr. Aziz. "OH THE PIZZAS HERE" said Indrick, kissing the penis goodbye before running in supersonic speed to the pizza. "here's your change brah" said Indrick, dropping three throne gelts into Spider-Man's glove. "Always happy to help two lovebirds licking their stickies, if you know what I sticky." said Spider-Man, before web swinging away and beating Kharne in a game of chess. "my love what are you do-HOLY FUCKING SHIT" screamed Creed, as Indrick ran back to him and slapped his cock with a steaming slice of pizza. He screamed in agony, the molten cheese and orange hot sauce turning his cock black. Indrick then seductively slurped on his cock, along with the pizza slice. Creed shot a stream of argent energy infused cum, Indrick moaning as he licked every last drop off of him. They then cuddled in the void of space after Scarn kicked them out.