Elesh Norn
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Elesh Norn is one of the fuckawesome Praetors from the not so fuckawesome game Magic the Gathering.
She leads the white-aligned New Phyrexian faction that believes that Phyrexia must adhere to the teachings of the Father of Machines. Elesh Norn intends to indoctrinate everyone about the truth, even if it means flaying them, tearing them limb from limb, and reattaching the parts into a creation that is worthy of Phyrexia. She kinda like a miniature version of Khorne, Tzeentch, and the Inquisition all rolled into one. Yes she's that awesome. She also has been seemingly designated by /tg/ as the most fappable of the Praetors. Oh, sweet heresy.
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Magic the Gathering's original take on Elesh Norn
It is a little-known fact that Elesh Norn personally chose the symbol for New Phyrexia PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T
A handy scale for fapfiction writers
No one has ever been able to see the eyes of Elesh Norn, even when they should be able to
Elesh Norn and Sheholdred are the bestest of buddies
Elesh Norn has a predisposition to be FABULOUS in everything she does
Every time you make an Elesh Norn thread, she loves it. It pleases her immensely
Elesh Norn, thinking of new and wonderful ways to convert heretics like yourself...
... and this is what she came up with.
Elesh Norn is in your cards, hijacking them
That isn't actually snow, it is the ashes that spew from the depths of Phyrexia. She loves to frolic in it
Not always fappable
The human version is considered equally desirable BY FAGGOTS, but for different reasons MAINLY FAGGOTRY
This is what happens, /tg/. THIS is why you stay away from /d/!
