Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position

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None so vile!

The life-long goal of Macha is to enjoy this with someone that isn't a fucking Callidus Temple Assassin. Despite her alleged racism, she would cheerfully fuck a human or Dark Eldar if it meant she didn't have to be a virgin anymore. So she did, albeit roughly.

Also the goal of many a fa/tg/uy (the ones who aren't frequenters of /d/ at any rate).

It's vanilla sex. Really, there's not a whole lot to say.

A Meme on /d/

One of the rare few genuinely hilarious memes on /d/, the gist of which is a very simple premise:

  • Someone posts a request for Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position between a consenting married couple with the purpose of bonding and procreation.
  • /d/ proceeds to scream about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.

Hilarity through irony ensues.

Variants

This meme doesn't have to be completely adhere to the fetish above as the gallery shows below. The core element is that a fetish that is truly vile is recognized for what it is by most users.

Gallery

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