Invader ATV

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*Cue Mario Kart music*.

This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail. Expect huge amounts of derp and rage, punctuated by /tg/ extracting humor from it.

In a complete first for the Primaris Marines and the wider Adeptus Astartes as a whole. The power-armored wonders finally got a wheeled vehicle that is not a motorcycle and even more, they actually finally got a light assault vehicle that does not resemble a tank in any form......at least until you realise it's just a doubled-up Primaris Attack Bike. Seriously, look at it.

The Invader All-Terrain Vehicle or shortened as either the Invader ATV or simply as the Invader, is a light scout vehicle that can be armed with either an Onslaught Gatling Cannon or a Multi-Melta with a twin-linked Bolter on the driver's front, to quickly lay down some serious supporting firepower. Looking more like a Go-cart than an ATV, the Invader is what happens when you want the same speed and agility of a Bike Squad, but with far heavier weaponry at the same time.

Immediately upon being released on the unsuspecting world, this wonderfully dopey thing spawned a metric fuckton of memes and skub. While the 'ATV' space marine bike conversion is not unknown the Invader is...well, let's just say the Genestealer Cults did it better. Even fans of the Primaris sets find it difficult to like. Still, it does have its boons, it's... No, it's really pretty damn bad.

Alternative take: Come on! It's a dune buggy with power armour! That's fun in a bun, and who doesn't like Mario Kart? Just fire up the Rainbow Road theme of your choice and you're good to go!

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  I CAN'T HEAR MY OWN PURGING OVER YOUR ROTOR CANNON BROTHER

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  Double Dash was the shit!

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  It's not the ATV we deserve, and not the one we need right now...

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  "Let's-a-go you blue sons-a-bitches."

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  "Evidence of Cawl pludering more Xenos tech!"