Talk:Grimdark Songwriting

Warhammer 40k and song!

The article is looking great so far.

But, we could stand to use some images.

Anyone happen to have a singing Space Marine?

--MercWithMouth 15:10, 9 May 2012 (BST)

Anyone else want a Grimdark version of Turn the Page?

I have a song, but it's not a warhammer one. any place I can put it?

So you know that "I'M ON A TRUKK" song that everyone here likes? Well I did a similar thing with the song "I've been Everwhere" as performed by Johnny Cash. I wrote a D&D parody of it titled "I've fought everything." here's the original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4epAJRPMw And here're my lyrics:

I was totin' myself
Along the dusty Greyhawk southern road
When along came a party
With a halfling, dwarf, elf, and a gnome
"If you're headin’ down to Greyhawk, bard
With us you can ride."
So I climbed into the cart
And then I settled down inside
They asked me if I'd seen a group
That could dish out so much pain
And I said,
"Listen Bud,
I've battled Every beast on our home plane."
I've fought everything, man
I've fought everything, man
Heard a harpy sing, man
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man
Battle’s kinda my thing, man
I've fought everything.
fought a cloud giant, fog giant, fire giant, wolfwere,
frost giant, hill giant, stone giant, jackalwere,
Blood Hound, Hell Hound, Jungle Hound, bugbear,
Bog Hound, Fen Hound, Trollhound, owlbear,
Immoth, Quaggoth, Draegloth, werebear,
aarokocra, amhisbaena, gorgimera, I'm a killa.
I've fought everything, man
I've fought everything, man
Heard a harpy sing, man
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man
Battle’s kinda my thing, man
I've fought everything.
Fought a gorbel, dire camel, giant eel, Grimlock,
elemental, achromental, fundamental, Meenlock,
Fearweed, strangleweed, lashweed, Warlock,
Annis hag, Green hag, Sea Hag, werefox,
Wastrilith, Gehreleth, Marilith, Catoblepas,
Stegosaurus, Hadrosaurus, Brontosaurus, with no fuss
I've fought everything, man
I've fought everything, man
Heard a harpy sing, man
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man
Battle’s kinda my thing, man
I've fought everything.
Fought a Stone Golem Iron Golem, Flesh Golem, Red Dragon,
Androsphinx, Criosphinx, Gynosphinx, Bronze Dragon,
Cedar Spawn, Deepspawn, Dreamspawn, Mustard Jelly,
Dracolich, Demilich, Archlich, Ochre Jelly,
Su Monster, Rust Monster, beholder, hive mother,
spectator, Cave fisher, see what I mean-er?;
I've fought everything, man
I've fought everything, man
Heard a harpy sing, man
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man
Battle’s kinda my thing, man
I've fought everything.
I’ve fought a Dergoloth, Baernaloth, Gacholoth, Purple worm,
Marraenoloth,Yagnoloth, Nycaloth, Wraithworm,
Hook Horror, Helmed Horror, Mist Horror, Sand Cat,
Hellcat, Moat cat, Plains Cat, Crypt Cat,
Kocrachon, Cornugon, Gelugon, troglodyte,
Death knight, fiend knight, winter wight, what a fight;
I've fought everything, man
I've fought everything, man
Heard a harpy sing, man
I've tanked the stirge’s sting, man
Battle’s kinda my thing, man
I've fought everything.

I’ve fought everything.

So I want to create a page for this song but I don't know where exactly to put it. any ideas?Skadooshbag (talk) 23:52, 20 March 2019 (UTC)

Scratch that. I'm making my own page at Adventuring songwriting.Skadooshbag (talk) 02:53, 8 July 2020 (UTC)