Talk:Khorne

It's not pronounced 'corn'. It is in fact pronounced: 'that simpering fuck up who posted that unfunny picture of a man dressed as a corn cob will be disemboweled and castrated with chainsword and will have said balls and guts shoved painfully up his fucking ass.'

Also, Tzeentch is the Jew, you fucking faggots.

Would the person who keeps fucking up the second last entry please eat a dick and die?

Note: There's no discussion of Fantasy Chaos gods and the navigation bar at the bottom says 40k only, Why?

Instances of direct intervention from Khorne in 40K

As far as I know, Khorne did directly used his power over the mortal realm in Warhammer Fantasy (he undid the transmutation spell which Gelt casted on Skarr in the last book of the End Times. Plus, he could throw a brass skull in Storm of Magic.) But then what about in 40K? Was there anytime in the Codex, Campaign Book or Novel which Khorne rose from his throne and intervened directly to the Materium? --14.162.182.234 06:29, 11 October 2016 (UTC)

Protecting

Given the sheer amount of vitriol the Khrone fanbase shows whenever someone makes a joke a his expense or even dares to criticize him, I'm beginning to think that we need to semi-protect this page. Otherwise, we're going to have people constantly blanking or crossing out sections, leading to the barely readable mess the page has become. -- SFH 14:42, 24 September 2012 (BST)

It's a real fuckfest in here. I tried editing it a few times but this page broke me. I say we just burn it down and start over. --Petro 17:28, 24 September 2012 (BST)

I say we take off and nuke the entire article from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Sonicology 02:49, 23 November 2012 (UTC)

To be honest, if nobody objects, I say we just remove the "Fun Khorne facts" section. It doesn't appear to serve any purpose beyond the Khornate fanbase squeeing over how awesome he is or raging whenever someone cracks a joke at his expense. -- SFH 22:16, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

And nothing of value would be lost, although unless the page was protected then the Khorne fans would slowly just refill the page with their vitriolic rantings. - Sonicology 05:26, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

You know, despite having contributed to the list, I don't miss it. Crazy Cryptek (talk) 11:44, 8 May 2013 (UTC)

Note: There's no discussion of Fantasy Chaos gods and the navigation bar at the bottom says 40k only, Why? --182.185.236.229 Because fa/tg/uys are fuck ups who don't know that another Warhammer existed before EMPRAHS and ANGRY MEHREENS.

A clever fuck changed Khorne's name to Khaine in the last paragraph of "Khorne and the Chaos Gods" it's been fixed.

Flubduggery regarding Khorne and Odin

I'm gonna rewrite that section to make what it means clearer and actually quote the relevant sources so faggots don't sweep in and try to fuck it up with half-remembered crap about Scandinavian culture they remember from VikingAnswerLady. Until then no one touches that section. I will be watching it like a fucking hawk.

• Okay, fair enough. But please reduce the "Vikings arh da bæst" worshipping when you're there. Khorne is a god worshipped by some vaguely viking barbarians, and of course there's similarities between Odin and Khorne, but I feel it's beginning to have too much space, when it's mainly unrelated to the setting. Odin isn't just "Khorne", he is khornate, tzeentchian, even a bit slanneshi. It's not that clear cut to me, and I don't see the relevance. Of what I've read it's pretty decent and has good sources. I just wish that the general viking fanboyism we see on this page will be reduced and put in it's place - Which, for my country at least, is with the national conservatives, ak a fascists, and not with a faction of grim barbarians who worship the spawn of Cuthulu. TheWiseDane (talk) 09:13, 16 March 2015 (UTC)
  • No, wait, just make the entire "Odin VS Khorne" discussion seperate, and replace it with a section on how Khorne is in Fantasy, aside from being a lot like Odin. Seriously, it's okay if we need that analysis, but don't let it take the room of something actually directly relevant to the setting. TheWiseDane (talk) 09:27, 16 March 2015 (UTC)

Khorne and Valkia the Bloody

I've written a lulzy little entry here, and would like to know of a good place to put it. I tried putting it in the "Khorne and non-chaos gods" section, but was told it was too pleasing to slaanesh.

"It is said the sex Khorne and Valkia the Bloody have is so destructively violent as to rival a Materium Exterminatus. Simply uttering the word "Khornegasm" is enough to make even the most battle-hardened of furniture tremble with fear. A being who witnessed the act and survived to tell the tale (which wouldn't happen, for even if you didn't get caught in the collateral damage, Khorne and Valkia themselves would slay you because GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, SLAANESH!!!!!!!) would describe it as looking as though Khorne was trying to beat her to death with his scrotum. Valkia claims that she alone has the might to withstand such a massive, veiny, omnithrobbing dick like that of Khorne (or as she calls him, "Khorney"), for a less powerful vagina would suffer a massively-lethal case of roadburn. In turn, Khorne claims that his favorite battle scars are the meters-deep gashes her fingernails leave in his back and her teeth leave in his shoulders (indeed, most of his lieutenants agree that they are his most impressive scars)."

Sounds incredibly rough with some kinky play, very Slaanesh favoured. Seriously though Khorne couldn't care less about that sort of thing, fucking isn't interesting to him. -- Triacom (talk) 23:51, 11 February 2020 (UTC)

@Triacom You do know who Valkia the Bloody is, right?Skadooshbag (talk) 00:00, 12 February 2020 (UTC)

The consort of Khorne, and yes, I know what consort means. That aside it's stated again and again that the only way you're going to make Khorne happy is on the field of battle, and he hates what Slaanesh likes, so smut isn't going to be something you'll find with him in mind. -- Triacom (talk) 00:05, 12 February 2020 (UTC)

Then why do we make so many jokes about him, Gork, and Mork being drinking buddies and/or sweaty gay lovers?Skadooshbag (talk) 00:29, 12 February 2020 (UTC)

If you'd like to remove those, or better yet, replace drinking with brawling then feel free, but I don't recall any of those jokes being nearly as in-depth as your entry. As for why I'm not arguing against their removal right now, it's because I wasn't aware of them. -- Triacom (talk) 00:32, 12 February 2020 (UTC)

Dude, we have a joke on Tzeentch's page about how he once played a card trick for all the other chaos gods and pissed Khorne off when he wouldn't reveal how he did it. We have a joke on Nurgle's page about how he once drove a bunch of drunk guys home in a 2nd millennium pickup truck. We have a joke on Slaanesh's page about how they and Ynnead are secretly the same person. We have a joke on Malal's page about how he's worshiped by cactus-farming Eskimos. We have a running joke of The Emperor regularly meeting up with all the chaos gods to play Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Jokes aren't required to adhere to canon. Come to think of it, canon isn't required to adhere to canon in this setting. Skadooshbag (talk) 01:18, 12 February 2020 (UTC)

And are any of those jokes nearly as long or in-depth as yours? Even as a joke it goes on so long that it stops being a (good) joke. -- Triacom (talk) 01:22, 12 February 2020 (UTC)