Talk:Samus

Chozo forgot how to fuck?

Remember, this is a nintendo game.

There was a tie-in manga that went into it, and keep in mind that the comment seems to be/is partially parody. They could extend their lives, but not keep their parts youthful.

Outside the games it also mirrors the workaholic Souls who tend to forget to sleep or eat once they get into a project deep enough. Look no more than Japan where they still have cases of people working to a near death state or outright collapsing do to not taking care of themselves while the project isn't done.

Pretty much that. The Chozo went off to forge a great empire and advance their science, culture, and military, but in the intervening time most if not all of them simultaneously forgot to reproduce until the remaining breeding population of the Chozo was "oh fuck that's low." The majority of them seem to have either died of old age or fucked off to a higher plane of existence. From what we have seen there are maybe twentyish Chozo who are not either corpses or ascended ghosty thingies left in the universe. But hey, Metroid is four for four in it's ancient civilizations not knowing how to survive to the present day. The Bryyonians derped and broke their planet with a magic vs tech war, the Alimbics got omnomnomed by tripod Cthulhu from fuck knows where, and the Luminoth died out until there were maybe a hundred left over an eighty year long war with radioactive shapeshifting puddles made of darkness from another dimension that like to hijack bodies who are also pure evil.

Destroyer

Okay, I know profile is just for fun, but isn't given Armorbane and Fleshbane, and Shred, to a weapon with destroyer redundant because destroyer keeps those rules from coming into play, or am I just behind on the rules?

• And how else do you propose representing the pierces through everything rainbow beam of murder death?
  • apparently with "Assault 4, Blast 10", or "Assault 20, Rapid Fire" whatever the fuck those are supposed to mean. The stats are obviously just for fun, because they don't actually work like that.--HK (talk) 20:19, 15 September 2015 (UTC)

Points values for Samus and Chozo Suit

This bitch has ridiculous stats how the fuck are we gonna point her?

To keep with the OP stats, make her worth 10 points, because why not.--Boss Ballkrusha (talk) 04:08, 5 December 2013 (UTC)

Other M raging

Yes, it's bad. Yes, the story appears to have been written by someone less competent than C.S. Goto. But it's not even remotely relevant to /tg/. The whole Other M section looks like it was lifted straight from /v/ and given a touch-up to remove the extra cursing, and the article would be much better off without it. --128.164.71.44 16:39, 3 May 2014 (UTC)