Talk:Ultramarines

This article is just a copypaste of the Lexicanum article. A section describing how /tg/ thinks the Smurfs are boring mary-sue jews would have been nice, but the faggot OP is too much of a lazy fuck for that I guess. And no, I can't be considered lazy for not doing it myself because the article wasn't my idea. Shame on you, Deathguard. NightRapier 13:30, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey, underagefags and dyslexicfags, I know that you like/dislike the Ultramarines, but before contributing please consider proofreading your useless opinions. You guys are hilarious, really. I mean, Marneus being a pimp was good, but Marneus trying and failing to be a pimp? Classic. Also, please do not feel the need to add much lengthy factual fluff to the history section. Yes, the Ultramarines did do some fighting during the Heresy, but you're screwing up the joke by trying to shoehorn that information in there.

There is an ongoing blitz of updating this article and pointing out how every chapter is better than the Ultramarines. This pleases me. - Jaimas 17:15, 11 February 2011 (EST)

Can we please mention somewhere that the Ultramarines are only as "lol mary sue perfect" because it was the Alpha Legion's plot that kept them from taking massive casualties in the first place? Actually, now that I think about it, since the Alpha Legion made them the "perfect" chapter, and they try to make all the other chapters conform to them, and the Ultramarines barely get anything done other than losing their entire first company, does that mean that the Ultramarines have essentially doomed the Imperium to failure? --173.15.75.89 18:26, 17 February 2011 (UTC)

Noticing that, Rowboat Girlyman also apparently thought himself better than the emprah, since he decided that the Emprah made a mistake in making the legions 10,000 strong and instead make them 1000 instead. Heretic. --Loltau 07:43, 8 March 2011 (UTC)

-Silly Loltau, Rowboat Girlyman IS da Emprah!