Talk:Vindicator

Wait... What's the other good thing he made? Sure as he'll ain't the Codex Asstartes. Used as TP for spess mahreen bunghole. Ultamarines, eat your hearts out. The cure for Astartes-pattern Baldness. However, he took the secret to stasis with him. That's why Fulgrim tried to kill him - Astartes-Pattern Baldness was spread throughout every geneseed by the Emperor's Children, so that none could match the long, luscious locks of their Primarch, nor even the luxurious, flowing top knots of their Marines. JUST AS PLANNED, Slaanesh style.