Thursday

From 1d4chan

""This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays.""

– (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)

Bad things that happen on Thursdays

  • Thursday was the day Earth was demolished to make way for an Intergalactic Bypass.
  • Relatively few promotions for you.
  • Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face.
  • Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven).
  • You have a hangover should you be a Finnish student.

Good things that happen on Thursdays

  • You realize that tomorrow is Friday Friday Friday.
  • If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
  • The day's named after Thor.
  • Adventure time airs on Cartoon Network.(Now Thursdays are slightly more shit) Adventure time has been cancelled. Thursdays are now more shit
  • Great sitcoms (Like that's so raven)

In Conclusion

Thursdays are lamecakes.

However

If you are lucky, Thursday could be the start of the weekend DnD playing fest.

If not, then lamecakes for you.

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