Tuesday

From 1d4chan

Tuesday is a day after Monday. These days are not as crappy as Mondays but it still makes you want to blow out your brains with a gun. Tuesday is when some guy saw the elusive James Bond.

Tuesdays and UFOS

The 1st ever UFO sighting was alleged to have happened on a Tuesday. Also, this was the day that the primarchs got lost. And the day the Horus heresy happened AND the day The Emperor was born. The Emperor created all, including Mondays and Tuesdays...just to fuck with Tzeentch.

Good things that happen on Tuesdays

There is an upside to Tuesdays. Here they are:

  • Tuesday is Meatball Marinara day at Subway: much win.
  • If you live in Australia, Tuesday is Pubday.
  • It's Fajita Night...oh no...
Jotaro: FAAAAAAAJIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZ!!!
  • The day M. Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. For him, it was Tuesday.
  • Cheap movie night in some places.
  • Taco Tuesday for cheap Tex-Mex at some restaurants.

Summary

Tuesdays suck Nurgle's dick. Unless you like meatballs, that are kinda like Nurgle's balls.


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