User talk:SFH

Vandalism from Ultramarine Haters (or trolls purporting to be such)

I'm sorely tempted to edit-protect this page and block everyone who has vandalized it, but I feel like I should at least try to find a more diplomatic solution.

31.172.30.1, 77.247.181.165, 173.254.216.67 -- cut it out! --AssistantWikifag 00:29, 2 March 2012 (UTC)

• Actually, just please protect it. Banning them won't do anything (they'll just get another account) and since I think they're the same guy, it's pointless anyway. And I rarely ever edit my userpage DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. -- SFH 01:19, 2 March 2012 (UTC)

Once again, this page has been protected for two weeks, to be extended if vandalism continues. --AssistantWikifag 02:53, 17 April 2012 (BST)

Titus

I'd have to disagree, he has to be an angry Marine since he has an Angry Status Indicator (due to an authentic Angry Purity Seal) and when he's angry enough it has an actual blast radius. His politeness is clearly some sort of clever angry plan to infiltrate the Ultramarines, make fun of Leonidas for using the Codex as a comfort blanket, and with the final objective of using his enhanced Space Marine physiology to eat 300 pounds of mature cheddar and then take a dump in Robot Girlyman's helmet. This will mean that when he finally wakes and shouts "Let the universe see the true nature of the Ultramarines!" he promptly empties a bucket of rancid cheesy shit over his own head. Tim 12:16, 12 March 2012 (UTC)