Vampire: The Masquerade
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Should have been titled "Fail: The Tabletop Game". Consists of a bunch of emos gathering together to sob, write Mary Sue characters, and suck each other's (or their own, if possible) cocks.
Steps to Surviving an Encounter with a VtM Player
- Point, then laugh
- Inform the player of their sexuality
- Recommend a better game, in the most condescending and acerbic tone possible
- Vacate the area
