/TG/heim:Beef Eaters (Cult of the Possessed)

Intro

These dudes have eaten waay too much Beef and are now into mutations and all that funk.

Wyrdstones: 0

Treasury: 129 crowns

Rating: 99

Heroes

Magister Steak

M WS BS S T W I A Ld

4 4 4 3 2 1 4 1 8

Spells: Word of pain

+1i

Warrior wizard Chest wound -1t Hardened - immune to fear Smashed legs - Can't run

Has to miss 2 games

Exp: 29

Pincer the Mincer possessed

M WS BS S T W I A Ld

5 4 0 5 4 2 4 4 7

1 x great claw 50pt (+ 1 attack (only this attack gains the +1 strength))

Might blow +1 str (in close combat)

Resilient -1str when trying to hit Pincer in CC

Step aside - +5 save (never modified)

+ 1 attack

Exp: 22

Brian the mutant

M WS BS S T W I A Ld

4 3 3 3 4 2 3 1 8

Demon soul Old battle wound (at the beginning of a game if I roll 1 then he doesn't come)

Mace Shield

Step aside (+5 save after

+6 save + 1 ld + 1 t + 1w

Exp: 9

Rupert the mutant

M WS BS S T W I A Ld

4 3 3 4 3 3 3 1 7

Demon soul

Mace Shield

+6 save +2 wound +1 strength

Exp: 7

Henchmen

The Beefy Brethren

2 x Brethren

M WS BS S T W I A Ld

4 3 3 3 3 1 4 2 7

3 x mace 3 x shield

+6 save +1 attack + 1 ini

Exp: 7

Battle reports

Fight 1 - Breakthrough!

Complete and utter failure on all levels. Brother Meef was taken down in the first turn and never got back up. Magister Steak was taken to the pit's where he was beaten to the floor but luckily managed to escape minus his sword. Brethren 1 saw some shit. Rupert got hit in the face but was fine and brian made a lucky escape. Pincer scared some dudes but ultimately nothing good happened. Gained 35gp which was spent on a new sword for Magister steak and the hire of Uncle Meef leaving no gp for anything good.

Fight 2 - Street fight!

Victory!

Fight 3 - 1v1v1 Skirmish

Ultimate failure, lost a beastman. Mincer the pincer became hardened and now no longer fears his scary ass self.

Magister steak gained warrior wizard.

Also got 50gc - 30gc goes to the ogre for upkeep

Bought a new brethren with a mac for the squad so there goes another 28gc

Brian was robbed but he bought a new mace for another 3gc

Fight 4 - Surprise attack

Another defeat! The ogre was beaten down by 4 macemen and some halberd wielding dude only for a plucky youngblood to run into the frey and kill him dead.

The possessed took out 3 henchmen and gained another attack!

The beastman hid all game but gained +1 attack as well

1 shard was found and 5 shield were bought.

Fight 5 - Skirmish

Victory! As the humans were holed up in a broken down building the possessed came rampaging in and tore to shreds a henchmen and the humans leader. Brave brian managed to scrabble up to the roof and although surrounded on all sides he managed to kick down a petty thief who fell unconcious to the floor.

Fight 6 - Breakthrough

Ouch - just look how beat Magister is. Feel my pain. Plus I lost Beastman and 1 brethren.

Fight 7 - Skirmish

Shortest game ever, very undramatic.