AIDS

From 1d4chan

AIDS is an acronym meaning "Anally Inflicted Death Sentence", though those who suffer a crippling deficiency of humor refer to it as "Acquired ImmunoDeficiency Syndrome". Seen by many as a tragic disease, others see it for what it truly is; an unrivaled source of lulz. Alternate, educational opinion: It is much funnier now that it is both a fully manageable condition with the AZT cocktail of anti-retroviral medications as well as promising research in the fields of vaccines and cures. In one case AIDS has officially been cured by the introduction of a naturally occurring mutation that exists in ~1% of the population. See: "Berlin Patient."

fa/tg/uys believe that AIDS was created by Nurgle, who then gifted it to Slaanesh out of love.

Thankfully, Slaanesh has not caught on to use it as his/her/its version of Nurgle's Rot to spread his, ummm... joy... although if it was, it was most likely be called Slaanesh's High.

People mistake AIDS for LIGMA(Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits)(it is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits).-Credit:https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LIGMA

The /b/tard phrase "enjoy your AIDS" translates into rational, sane English as "you are about to embark, or have just embarked upon, a very foolish act that will cause you great suffering in the near future", with the implication" ...and you deserve to suffer for being so reckless." When translated into Fratboy English, it sounds like "Duuude, you are gonna get so fucked."

Some activities that require AIDS-enjoyment include: