Lord Bale

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This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail.
Expect huge amounts of derp and rage, punctuated by /tg/ extracting humor from it.
Me Bale hate kowtowing

Lord Bale AKA Lord Fail (also known as 'Dinobot Reincarnated as a Chaos Marine'), is a Chaos Lord devoted to Nurgle featured in the original Dawn of War where he led the Alpha Legion (even though he was actually a Night Lord) on Tartarus along with the sorcerer SSSIIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII Myr in a quest to claim a daemonic artifact called the Maledictum. Just how this snorting retard became a Chaos Lord ostensibly in charge of an entire warband is unknown, although it is quite likely that a certain SSSSORCERRRRER made him his front-man, as anyone with a mote of intellect would not have been as easily manipulated, because there is no other way that this meat-head who thinks that Orks can be intimidated and beaten into submission would have made it. In the end he was just a pawn for the real mastermind, double-crossed by SSSIIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII and made a sacrifice for the Maledictum. He is known for his snarling dialect and as the original lulzy Chaos Lord and his legendary statement: SSSIIIINNNDDDRRRIIII!. He says this particular line after being double-crossed by SSSSSIIIINNNDDRRRIIIII and prior to being killed by the Blood Ravens. As of now, the proper way of pronuncing Sindri's name will always be SSSSSIIIINNNDDRRRIIIII. Bale's awkward social graces aren't saved any by the hilariously disgusting snort he starts (or ends, or interrupts) his sentences with, which brings into question just how much crack-cocaine he downs to stay so youthfully retarded.

The growling/snorting may or may not imply that Bale is actually a Man Of Iron from long before the Age of Terra.

The Scene[edit]


Other Things Lord Bale Hates[edit]

Lord Bale is also known to hate a few other things other than SSSSSIIIINNNDDRRRIIIII and the standard "anything non-chaos" things:

  • Assurances that leave him cold.
  • People that personally brings him ill news.
  • Kowtowing with certain creatures.
  • Providing others with his own weaponry.
  • Delays (*Disgusting snort* "THIS DELAY!")
  • People or xenos who are not Chaos.
    • Like You.
  • Metal Bawkses, probably.
  • Providence not gracing us
  • Sneaky subordinates turning into daemon princes
  • Multiple squads of Terminators and multiple Land Raiders ruining your day in the most BROKEN way imaginable
  • Meddling Eldar
  • sabertooth(just something about his voice isnt it?)
  • bloody magpies
  • Obliterator nerfs
  • Sly Marbo
  • Matt Ward
  • Robin Cruddace
  • All Black Library Writers
    • Especially your favorite one
  • A lack of Terminator support when dealing with 3 fucking armies!
  • Marines Malevolent
  • Winter Assault's borked installation re spooge driver
  • not being in Winter Assault
  • fighting Necrons on hard mode in dark crusade
  • Vance Motherfucking Stubbs

See also[edit]

Famous members of the Traitor Legions
Canon AbaddonAhzek AhrimanArgel TalCypherDoomriderEidolonErebusFabius BileHaarken WorldclaimerHonsouHorus AximandIskandar KhayonKharnKor PhaeronLheorvine UkrisLuciusLugft HuronLutherMadoxMaloghurstNecrosius the UndyingOccamSevatarShon'tuSvane VulfbadTalosTelemachon LyrasTyphusYgethmorZardu LayakZhufor
The Games Araghast the PillagerAzariah KyrasBaleCrullEliphas The InheritorFiraeveus CarronKainNemerothNerothSindri MyrVarius