BeedleBlackWrench

From 1d4chan

AL: N Neutral

Beedle is a typical looking goblin. With a leather apron covered in tools and numerous pouches of pieces parts and dirty tools. He slouches and mutters constantly as he's constantly bent over some kind of apparatus or another, most of which seem rather menacing. His ears hang constantly rather than completely upright. He's constantly dirty and smells of gunpowder and twisted burning metal no matter how clean he gets. When he looks up he's smiling apologetically as if already knowing what trouble he's in before he even does it.

Beedle BlackWrench has the face and manner of a born loser. He was never cut out for the adventuring life and might have ended up as little more than a slave or experimental subject. Fortunately his vast intellect, talent with knowing what people want to hear, and his mechanical prowess saved him from either life. Sadly his lack of real ambition meant he was little more than a punching bag for the more aggressive of his kin. Truth is, he just wants to open up a shop that makes enough for him to live comfortably and continue bringing his ideas to life through his craft. Goblin culture requires agression, shrewdness, and a twisted mind. He has none of these (though a twisted mind is merely a matter of opinion on what's straight). He'd like nothing more than to quietly open a shop, repair chainsaw swords and rifle out guns.

He has an innocent mind and dangerous hands. He comes up with deadly weapons that can devastate entire armies and builds them believing no one would ever dare use them. He than markets these items as some handy home appliance. His current brainchild involves using invisible waves of raw energy to cook food.