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/t/-tan with his pet parrot

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Gender/Physical Description: A stereotypical pirate. Black hair. thick mustache and beard. Scar over right eye and on left cheek, presumably because of battles with the law. Has a loyal parrot on his shoulder that squeaks out phrases such as "MOAR!" Wears tricorn hat. Owns a cutlass, used to cut down swaths of leechers. Resides on a boat, but this boat changes depending on how efficiently it can handle the torrents.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: He is a pirate, and thus lives for taking what he wants. His thievery (if it can be even called that) is nullified, however, by him not outright stealing what he wants but making duplicates of it for him to keep. Most of what he steals happens to be pornography, and he has no qualms with sharing his collection with absolutely anybody. Always enters the room via a swinging rope.

He's fairly intelligent, despite his insatiable lust for booty. Underneath the surface layer of porn and JAVs lies library's worth of information. But good luck on finding their coveted seeds.

Relationships: It's hard to hate /t/. He shares whatever he has, and he's everybody's first mental image of a pirate (except /pol/ who expected him to be Somalian.)

He doesn't do much else other than participate in piracy however. If you ask him about his scars, he will claim he got them fighting for MegaUpload's life. Is only sometimes aware MEGA exists despite his intense love of it.