Boomdakka Snazzwagon

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Mad Max, Ork style.
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A new Ork vehicle from the 2018 Orktober event, as a Speed Freek vehicle, it is designed for XTREME SPEED!. Judging by its name, the Boomdakka Snazzwagon is an extremely modified and kitted out Looted Wagon with plenty of flash and kustom gubbinz that will make a Flash Git proud. The Boomdakka Snazzwagon is equipped with a modified Snazzgun given steroids and mounted on a turret for maximum chaos along with a compartment of molotov cocktails for the Boyz to lob at the enemy for shits and giggles. Also, there's a sacrificial Gretchin mounted on the front hood of the vehicle like mother fucking Mad Max, most likely for the Lulz.

They are lightly built speedsters based around looted vehicle frames, Snazzwagons are clad in hastily welded scrap armor. Their drivers go hell for leather, as they know that a single artillery shell is likely to blow their ride to smithereens. Attached to the frame is a network of exhausts and intakes that feed the enormous, powerful engine mounted in the front. As well as this engine, the front of the Snazzwagon features a massive dozer blade. The Snazzwagon also have a unspecified amount of Molotov Cocktails Burna Bottles to be thrown by the hitchhiking Burna Boyz seated in the vehicle.

Boomdakka Snazzwagons are Ork attack vehicles, that are capable of attaining a high level of speed and rate of fire from their weaponry. For all intents and purposes, the direct opposite of the Shokkjump Dragsta.


Crunch-wise, this is a dakka-filled infantry killer; in addition to the Big Shoota and Grot blasta attached to it, it's got something called the "Mek Speshul" that craps out 9 S5 AP-2 shots at a respectable 24" range, and it also comes with cover-ignoring Burna Bottles that can be used alongside the rest of the guns despite being classified as Grenades. As an added bonus, the massive fume clouds it puts out impose a -1 penalty to hit against anyone trying to attack it with a ranged weapon.

Forces ov da Orks
Bosses: Big Mek - Meganobz - Painboy - Warboss
Warlord - Weirdboy - Pigdok - Boiler Boy
Boyz: Boyz (Slugga Boyz - Shoota Boyz - Stikk Bommas - Huntas - Wildboyz
) - Skarboyz - 'Ardboyz - Gretchin - Nobz - Brutes - Trappa
Oddboys: Burna Boyz - Flash Gitz - Kommandos - Lootas
Mekboyz - Stormboyz - Tankbustas - Runtherd
Stompy 'fings: Deff Dred - Gorkanaut - Killa Kan - Mega-Dread - Morkanaut
Transports an' Tanks: Battlewagon - Big Trakks - Bonebreaka - Bonecruncha - Braincrusha
Flakkatrakks - Gobsmasha - Grot Tanks - Gutrippa - Grot MegaTank
Gunwagon - Looted Wagon - Lungbursta - Trukk - Spleenrippa
Weirdboy Tower
Speed Freaks: Boarboyz - Bowelburna - Junka - Speedsta - Warbikers - Warbuggies
Megatrakk Scrapjet - Shokkjump Dragsta - Boomdakka Snazzwagon
Kustom Boosta-Blasta - Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy - Deffkilla Wartrike
Flyboyz: Deffkoptas - Bomma - Dakkajet - Fighta - Fighta-Bomma
Landa - Minelayer - Warkoptas - Wazbom Blastajet
Supportin' Dakka: Grot Bomm Launcha - Mek Gunz - Squig Catapult - Magna-Kannon
Splashy Noggins: Ork Submersible
Zoggin' Big and Ded Killy: Battlefortress - Gargant - Kill Tanks - Stompa - Squiggoth
Gubbinz an' Wots-its: Choppas - Fungus - Ork Gunz - Snotlings - Squigs - Warboars