Campaign:MY RHYMES ARE SICK, MY BEATS ARE SLICK IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK/CelestialThrillerStyle

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Campaign: MY RHYMES ARE SICK, MY BEATS ARE SLICK IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK MITCHELL_HENDERSON MADE THIS POOP FOR USE OF HIS EXALTED CAMPAIGN

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Celestial Thriller Style

Form weapons: Unarmed, Smashfist, Gloves, God Kicking Boots, etc

Additionally, users of this MA must have a minimum score of 3 in Performance


  • Moonwalk Evasion Technique

Cost: 2m;
Mins: Martial Arts 2, Essence 1;
Type: Reflexive (Step 2)
Keywords: Combo-OK
Duration: One Action
Prerequisite Charms: None

You astound on-lookers as you shuffle your feet and move backwards, your feet gliding effortlessly on the ground as if some magical force lifted you off of the earth. User adds their Performance score to their Dodge DV.

  • Sequined Glove Slap

Cost: 3m;
Mins: Martial Arts 2, Essence 2;
Type: Supplemental
Keywords: Combo-OK
Duration: Instant
Prerequisite Charms: None

Sometimes people are just asking for a groovy, yet dominant, sequined glove slap to the face that is bound to embarrass foes. If the user’s attack roll has one or more success, the defender suffers a penalty to his highest-valued DV equal to the user’s Valor rating.

  • Bone Popping Prana

Cost 4m;
Mins Martial Arts 4, Essence 2;
Type Reflexive (Step 8)
Keywords: Combo-OK
Duration: One Action
Prerequisite Charms: Moonwalk Evasion Technique

You pop and lock your bones into such positions that you utilize their potential for rigidity to soften the blows that pierce your defenses. Add your Performance to your Bashing and Lethal soak.

  • Astounding Entertainer Form

Cost: 5m;
Mins: Martial Arts 4, Essence 2;
Type: Simple (Speed 3)
Keywords: Form-type, Obvious, Social
Duration: One Scene
Prerequisite Charms: Bone Popping Prana, Sequined Glove Slap

When you get out on the dance floor, everyone screams your name. People from all over surge into whatever bar or dance hall you may be in to observe your heavenly moves as you are bathed in an aura of sparkling lights. This Charm allows its user to replace their Presence or Socialize scores in any roll during Social Combat with their Performance score. In addition, attackers must make a reflexive (Wits + Integrity) roll with a difficulty of the charm user’s Performance before attacking. If the attacker fails, they suffer a –2 external penalty to their attack roll.

  • Black and White Panther Strike

Cost: 6m;
Mins: Martial Arts 5, Essence 2;
Type: Extra Action
Keywords: Combo-OK
Duration: Instant
Prerequisite Charms: Astounding Entertainer Form

Your entire body adopts the dexterity and speed of the black and white panthers causing your body to go into a furious frenzy of kicks, punches, swipes, crotch grabs, and “HOOOOs!” that overwhelm your opponent’s defenses. User rolls his/her (Charisma + Performance) dice pool. This Charm is a magical flurry containing one action per success. In addition, stunts containing a detailed description of dance moves and a ludicrous amount of “HOOOOs!” allow the user to roll his Performance pool and gain a number of motes equal to his successes.

  • Graceful Side Kick

Cost: 4m, 1wp;
Mins: Martial Arts 4, Essence 3;
Type: Supplemental
Keywords: Combo-OK
Duration: Instant
Prerequisite Charms: Sequined Glove Slap

Your kicks are truly something to be feared, even if they look silly. This charm enhances a Kick attack causing the attack to become unexpected (Opponent effectively has a Parry DV and Dodge DV of zero) and turns the Kick damage from Bashing to Lethal. In addition, the user can parry Lethal damage with her feet without a stunt and without penalty until his/her next action.

  • Infuriating Groin Shout

Cost: 7m;
Mins: Martial Arts 4, Essence 3;
Type: Simple (Speed 4)
Keywords: Combo-OK
Duration: Varies
Prerequisite Charms: Black and White Panther Strike, Graceful Side Kick

You leap into the spotlight with your hand over your Essence infused junk, thrusting your pelvis forward and gyrating it slowly while screaming a loud “HOOOOO!’ at the top of your lungs. The charm's user must roll (Charisma + Performance) versus its targets (allies, opponents, and spectators)(Integrity + Valor). All onlookers (Including allies and foes) are affected. Infuriating Groin Shout causes your allies to gain your Performance rating as a bonus to their attack pools while foes subtract your Performance rating from their DVs. This effect lasts until the target(s) next action. Spectators only gain half of your Performance rating as a bonus to their attack pools and as a penalty to their DVs.

  • Tantalizing Holy Shuffle

Cost: 6m, 1wp;
Mins: Martial Arts 5, Essence 3;
Type: Simple
Keywords: Obvious, Combo-OK, Holy
Duration: One Scene
Prerequisite Charms: Black and White Panther Strike, Graceful Side Kick

Your shuffling moves contain enough essence to raise the dead to life, and possibly harm them! All Martial Arts attacks using Celestial Thriller Style’s form weapons are considered Holy (attacks deal Aggravated damage to the undead, Abyssals, Fair Folk, etc) for the rest of the scene.

  • Hypnotic Undead Enslaving Dance

Cost: 10m, 1wp;
Mins: Martial Arts 5, Essence 4;
Type: Simple
Keywords: Combo-OK, Compulsion, Holy, Obvious, Social
Duration: Instant
Prerequisite Charms: Tantalizing Holy Shuffle

The final technique of Celestial Thriller Style was invented as a secret technique available only to Michael Jackson’s favored students. This technique allows its users to cause everyone in a to feel the compulsion to get off their butts and dance! Its user rolls (Charisma + Performance) with automatic successes equal to the user’s essence against its target(s) Dodge MDV. If the user succeeds, everyone in a (Essence x 3) yard radius ignores what they are currently doing and begins to dance. The effect lasts 10 ticks or 10 long ticks and effected targets will not respond to any outward stimuli unless it is life threatening. The effect costs 1wp to resist and the target gains a point of Limit/Resonance (if they are Exalted). Undead, Ghosts, Zombies, Ghost-Blooded, and Abyssal Exalted suffer aggravated damage equal to the user’s (Charisma + Performance) pool and must pay a total of 3wp to resist.

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