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"The Omnissiah filled the galaxy with mysteries so that we might learn from them, coming step by step closer to his perfect being. To ignore them, even in the face of war, is heresy."

– Archmagos Belisarius Cawl

"His colleagues are limited. Their beliefs have become a faith that they dare not challenge. The Adeptus Mechanicus is far more trammelled in its thinking than the Mechanicum of your time was, my Lord Guilliman, and the archmagos was a radical in those distant centuries. You would not have come to him if he were not."

– Cawl Inferior, Cawl's not-an-AI

"Lord Cawl, you can't just solve all our problems by making more Primaris Space Marines!" "HA HA HA THE HELL I CAN'T!"

– Belisarius Cawl / Games Workshop showing either a lot or very little self-awareness.
Ten thousand years and enough augmentations to be the size of a Carnifex, and he still hasn't gotten rid of that organic left arm.

Archmagos Dominus Belisarius Cawl is the first unique character for the Adeptus Mechanicus faction, and like all good servants of the dragon on mars has turned himself into a FUCKING CYBORG. Along with Inquisitor Greyfax and Saint Celestine, he forms the Triumvirate of the Imperium. This motherfucker is old. How old? Ten thousand years. Which should be impossible as the oldest a magos of the Mechanicus can get is around 1,000 years and they also go insane, but who knows. He might have spent most of it in stasis, or built himself new bodies and implanted his not-an-AI into it, but the most popular rumors among the Mechanicus have it that he did so using some kind of forbidden xenos tech while replacing what few organic parts he had left with machinery, Ship of Theseus style. Even after having his memories wiped on two separate occasions, he's famed among the AdMech as having a truly unmatched hoard of knowledge compiled over the millennia.

He has some sort of mysterious mission he's been on for the last ten thousand years. It was given to him by /tg/'s favourite person (apart from a certain Spiritual Liege), and consists of two parts. The first is making Guilliman a brand new suit, making Belisarius Cawl the slowest tailor in all of fiction (though admittedly that's because it went on hold until he could figure out the 'resurrection' thing). The second is to build brand new weapons and pull out old ones to help fight against the enemies of the Imperium. His main creation was the Primaris Marines which took him nearly 10,000 years to create (although this was because of how ridiculously advanced and hard to decipher the Emperor's work was). Or he's just incredibly lazy. It's not like he really answers to anyone.

His voice has varied somewhat, the few times we've heard it. In the trailer for Rise of the Primarch he also sounds like a combination of Mr Freeze (TAS version) and a Dalek. However, in the more recent trailer for Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 2, detailing Cawl's arrival on Cadia and his meeting with Trazyn Cawl's voice is damn near incomprehensible. It's a wonder anyone could have a conversation with him. Note, however, that he apparently has the ability to swap out personality traits as readily as other people do wargear, so how he acts and sounds may diverge dramatically depending on who he meets, when he meets them, and who he is when he does.

On a side note, his name is most likely a shoutout to this guy, who basically made the Byzantine Empire great again, if only for about a dozen years. As an elegan/t g/entleman or a clever ca/t g/irl you already knew the Byzantine Empire is, in fact, the Eastern Roman one, with both of the terms created after the end of the realm; its citizens referred to it as the Roman Empire—the very one which the Imperium is based on. Aaaaand Byzantium is mostly known by its Aquila as a symbol. Hm... Also, considering what happened to ERE hundred years after Justinian, during the reign of Heraclius Caesar, we hope that this is not foreshadowing something awful for IoM. Just a natural concern.

Remember that Guy?[edit]

Before people get a little confused, Cawl was first introduced in the Fall of Cadia phase of the Gathering Storm, where (barring his mysterious ten-millennia mission) nothing was really known about the archmagos. Subsequent works have tried to fill his backstory... with varying results.

The first to try this was the Adeptus Mechanicus codex (where he was the only named HQ), where a sidebar posits that he was part of the Emperor's team that developed the Black Carapace (!!). Needless to say, everyone forgot that the Emperor didn't create the organs by himself (even though the Larraman's Organ is literally named after one of the scientists who helped make the organs), so Black Library instead gave a background that made far more sense:

It turns out that while Cawl did NOT work on developing the Black Carapace, an atheist Scientist named Ezekiel Sedayne did. At some point later, Sedayne, whose body no longer responded to rejuvenat treatments, attempted to steal Cawl's body and overwrite his mind, but Cawl's ego was too big to be absorbed, and he stole Sedayne's memories instead. In classic style, the Emperor himself had apparently seen this coming, as he once intentionally called Sedayne by the name Cawl instead of Ezekiel, even before said mindmeld occurred, somehow knowing that Cawl would be the one to later remember it. Possibly. It was a vision induced through ancient xenotech shenanigans, by the manipulative will of a C’tan, into the hive mind of a deranged cyborg, after all. It could also have been the spirit of the Emperor breaking into the vision to give him a pep talk, as he proceeded to reassure Cawl that the archmagos would only betray him once, and it would not be a true betrayal at all.

His true origin was as a humble vat-clone, dumped out of a Mechanicus tube with the body of a 10 year old and a smattering of implanted knowledge. However, even then, he was a prodigy—while only a few hours old, and while his fellow vat children were uncommunicative zombies, he was asking questions and being a smartass to the magos in charge of intake selection. Of the three possible doors he could have been sent through, he was selected to enter the rarely used center door, which was implied to represent the Omnissiah. Who, as Cawl might put it, he has a non-zero probability of actually being (or becoming), given how charmed his 11 millennia of accumulated existence has been.

During the Horus Heresy[edit]

Archmagos Cawl, back when he was still recognizably human.

Cawl's first recorded appearance in history was as a Tech-Acolyte on the Trisolian system during the Horus Heresy; while he had declined several of the more visible cybernetic augmentations favored by the tech-priests, he had secretly undergone illegal brain-enhancing surgeries to make himself smarter (including a non-standard memory core given to him by a mentor who may or may not have been planning to steal his body later). Even back then, he had a reputation as a maverick for his pro-innovation stance. His best friend was Friedisch Adum Ship Qvo, and he served under Magos Domina Hester Aspertia Sigma-Sigma.

When Horus and his Legion attacked the world of Trisolian A4, Cawl's mistress defected to the traitors for fear that her secret project to make herself immortal via cloning would be lost. Cawl feigned loyalty to the Warmaster, and later took the opportunity to kill his treacherous superior when Leman Russ and the Space Wolves arrived to try and kill Horus. After absorbing her intelligence core and knowledge of cloning and accidentally merging with her soul and giving his brain orchestra its first member, that is.

After escaping Russ' botched assassination attempt on Horus, Cawl's stolen ship emerged from the warp sometime after the Heresy had ended, only to be immediately shot to pieces and boarded due to it being the hyper-paranoid years of the Scouring. He was detained and interrogated on Ryza, before eventually being exonerated by the testimony of a Skitarii Alpha he'd helped out during the earlier fighting, resulting in Cawl being marooned there for a few years doing bottom-rung assignments for the local Tech-priest hierarchy until he was given an offer he couldn't refuse by the aforementioned Ezekiel Sedayne.

Fall of Cadia[edit]

Cawl is introduced at a technoarchaeological dig on the planet Eriad IV, a planet only notable for having a small Imperial outpost that was destroyed in the 4th Black Crusade. Although his progress is interrupted by an Orkish invasion, he continues onward, following the mysterious hints of the Shadowseer Sylandri Veilwalker. Eventually, he digs deep enough to find the remnants of ancient obsidian pylons. Cross-referencing this with similar discoveries, he realizes that Abaddon has made a point of destroying similar such pylons across his Black Crusades. He puts two and two together, and immediately starts heading for Cadia, fearing that they might be the last pylons left in the galaxy.

After arriving at Cadia and briefing the command about his discoveries, he went about studying the pylons, believing that they held the key to Abaddon's defeat. This was a dead end until Trazyn showed up and gave him some Necrontyr tech-support. With his help, he managed to activate the true power of pylons, shrinking the Eye of Terror and fucking up all warp activity on Cadia. This was a double-edged sword, as while it prevented Daemons from manifesting, it also forced the Legion of the Damned out of the Materium and greatly weakened Saint Celestine. Despite this, the defenders successfully got the Black Legion to retreat, and victory looked inevitable.

Then Abaddon just had to crash the remnants of a Blackstone Fortress into Cadia. Cawl's efforts were for naught, as the pylons were destroyed and the Eye of Terror expanded to consume the Cadian Gate. He retreated on his Ark Mechanicus, the Iron Revenant, but was pursued by Abaddon, who just learned of a mysterious relic Cawl had and sought to claim it for himself. Cawl was forced to sacrifice the Iron Revenant to stave off the Vengeful Spirit and took his artifact along with the rest of the Imperial forces to the ice moon of Klasius, where they found the Emprasword. Cornered by the Black Legion, all seemed lost, until they were saved by the timely intervention of the Ynnari Eldar, who offered an escape route through the webway and an alliance (needless to say, he is really ashamed that he couldn't stop what happened to Cadia).

Rise of the Primarch[edit]

This is where it's revealed that the artifact Belisarius has is the Armor of Fate and a self-fitting dressing room, commissioned by Grandpa Smurf several millennia in advance. Cawl, alongside the Ynnari, successfully uses this to resurrect Guilliman and then assists him in his crusade to Terra. When they arrive Guilliman tells Cawl to work on the second part of his mission, that of strengthening Imperial forces by pulling out all the stops on Mars.

It has since been revealed that this "second part" was the creation of the Primaris Marines, along with their new wargear.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?[edit]

A shard of Cawl currently wants Guilliman to appoint him Fabricator General of Mars so he can "Get Shit Done", but Guilliman is unwilling to have all of the tech priests lose their minds over it; given his outspoken views on the value of innovation and thinly veiled contempt for the accepted AdMech dogma such a promotion would be certain to result in a civil war within the Mechanicus. The prime Cawl incarnation admits this himself, and plans to bring the ambitious shard back into line—which just demonstrates that the many separate parts of his personality literally don’t always think alike.

Demonstrating what could generously be called a disregard for consequences, Cawl also has experimented with creating Primaris Marines of all the Traitor Legions, as well as the infamous missing Legions II and XI. He petitioned Guilliman to sanction their use, but you can guess how that went (Guilliman has a feeling that he's just going to try and make them anyway, if he hasn't already). This also doesn't factor in the Alpha Primus, his living stitched-together prototype Primaris Marine that's notably bigger and stronger than the mainstream Primaris and is a psyker to top it off - a smorgasboard of heresy that would've seen Cawl murderized by every Chapter Master known to man if he hadn't made himself so vital before showing off Primus.

He is also trying to make new pylons to shrink back the Great Rift; perhaps it's time for Cawl to pay a visit to Illuminor Szeras, or maybe politely request (at gunpoint) Magos-Explorator Omnid Torquora to tell him all the knowledge he has left of the Geller Bomb he used in the novel Adeptus Mechanicus: Tech-Priest (though that would be a horrible idea, due to the Bomb's side-effect of weakening reality elsewhere). To further that goal, he spent about a century during the Indomitus Crusade collecting Necron tech and crypto codes while Guilliman was off crusading, then went to Sotha (a.k.a, the home of the ancient psychic lighthouse called the Pharos that Guilliman used to form the Imperium Secundus and accidentally alerted the Tyranids to the Milky Way's existence when Barabas Dantioch supercharged it to fry attacking Night Lords in a desperate suicide attack in the Horus Heresy), fucked over a C'tan shard, and wound up with so much xenos tech installed and data downloaded into his brain that all of his implants now glow Necron green. Which is about as heretek as you can get short of straight up joining Chaos.

During this same episode, between trolling one of his favorite Smurfboys and submitting his application for the Steal All Your Shit Club (known members include Trazyn the Infinite and the Blood Ravens), he just casually gives the Imperium the technology and instructions for re-terraforming the worlds 'nommed by the nids. The process takes a century or two, but that's about a fortnight as far as the Imperium is concerned, and it probably applies to at least some other Dead Worlds that were the result of Exterminatus (looking at you, Kryptmann you psychotic genocidal maniac) or similar planet-killing events. (You heard that right folks, Tyranids have been made even more useless in the lore.)

Oh, and that AI we mentioned in the top quote? It's not even the only one. Guy Haley's In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future openly mentions that Cawl's mind is essentially composed of numerous AI copies of himself (as well as the various minds that he's absorbed who are still sentient and cooperative) operating in tandem with his original mind, in what he compares to being a conductor of an orchestra with the AI copies as the musicians. Which in effect makes him practically immortal, since he could switch on a backup copy of himself if his original body dies. In a display of his sheer cybernetic iron balls, he's even gone so far to install the sum of his combined A.I directly in Guilliman's personal quarters aboard the Macragge's Honour (the fucking flagship of the Ultramarines) as a backup in case he dies, of which Guilliman secretly believes is an abominable AI.

Also, apparently, at some point either the Emperor or the Omnissiah asked Cawl to free him. No word yet on which one it was, whether he agreed, and how any of his plans to do so might be working out.

The Man Himself[edit]

While the Gathering Storm didn't develop his personality really more than the average maverick Adeptus Mechanicus Magos, the Black Library give us a know-it-all, showy geek, Cawl is grandiloquent, prone to shock-and-awe demonstrations where he casually commits tech-heresy and gets away with it and has a very roguish disregard for authority. Like many nerds during his early life he was not above alternating between acting petulantly and then pretending loyalty and begging for mercy once the threat of violence upon him was evident, and like many nerds when bullied would take the opportunity to get his sweet revenge.

Later on he loves to show he is not just in control but ready to reveal his last trick and just as planned move, up to the point of risking the wrath of his boss and a C'tan shard, which in turn demonstrates that he still got some adamantium balls, more evident if you consider the kind of punishment the Imperium in general and the Mechanicus in particular gives to tech-heresy, in other words, he is a troll, with the ego which would make an Slaaneshi Chaos Lord blush, no joke he literally said he could fix a planet devoured by Tyranids because he can, how big is that in terms of ego?

This is not to say he doesn't have his bro-tier moments, he still sees himself as a benevolent teacher to his Primaris creations, while he keeps a clone of his early life bro co-worker Friedrich. Cawl sincerely believes he can actually fix the galaxy and defeat Chaos and the various other horrors both mundane and not quite so mundane once and for all, with science, an opinion which is shared with Guilliman, of course from a meta point of view this is nonsensical (how GW will keep selling minis?) but, given what he is capable of, and since two of his works are warp dampening at a galactic scale and accelerated terraforming of dead worlds for the first time in many editions the Imperium is going from "fighting a hopeless war" to "fighting a virtually hopeless war", breaking with the grimderp sadness the setting has fallen into during many years.

Yet for all his potentially dubious private pursuits, irksome eccentricities, unabashed disregard for etiquette and protocol, and so on, Cawl nonetheless fulfilled his mandate given to him by Guilliman. Without error? No. Without deviation? Absolutely not. But he succeeded and gave Guilliman (and by extension humanity) the resources to survive and stabilize. Said resources were even NEW [and shiny] because rather than being just more of the same, Cawl had actually set out to make modifications and improvements, which are both dirty curse words to much of the Mechanicus. As of the conclusion of the Plague Wars, a certain level of stability has been achieved for now, and Cawl has set his sights on humanity being able to thrive once more. Unhindered by dogma or adherence to norms that cripple his peers, Cawl has the perspective, drive, resources, and knowledge to actually make that a reality. So long as Guilliman or someone keeps an eye on Cawl to pull him back from anything truly potentially ruinous, should his drive for knowledge get the best of him, he's probably not a risk. Perhaps most importantly though, some of the recent lore has revealed that Post-heresy Big-E himself put his trust in Cawl for events yet to come. The Emperor knew in some capacity even before the Unification Wars that their paths were bound together, and that he and Cawl would have even more work to do together in the future. For his part, Cawl seems to genuinely revere the Emperor as Omnessiah and wishes to better humanity. If the price of achieving that aim is tolerating some annoying personality traits, then that's hardly a cost-prohibitive transaction.

On the Tabletop[edit]

Too many limbs? NO SUCH THING!

Comes with a special rule that allows you to add or subtract 1 when rolling on the Canticles of the Omnissiah which as Mars you get to roll twice and keep both, allows Mars units within 6" to re-roll any to hit in shooting, also have the ability to repair any friendly Imperium model within 3" by 1 wound, without caring even a little bit about its other keywords - he can repair infantry, cavalry, whatever. AdMech units get d3 wounds healed instead, though. I guess 10000 years of min maxing yourself lets you do these things. And his Solar Atomiser is an Assault D3 S10 AP-4 unholy beast that does D3 damage, unless the target is within half range, which then it does D6 damage.

7th Edition[edit]

Pts WS BS S T W I A Ld Sv
Belisarius Cawl: 200 5 5 5 6 5 3 3 10 2+\5++\5+++

Belisarius Cawl is quite a formidable opponent. His ranged weapon of choice is the melta-gun on steroids Solar Atomizer, and for melee he's got a Mechadendrite Hive to fight hordes, Arc Scourge to fight vehicles, and a power axe to fight terminators. He also brings across the three Canticles of the Archmagos, which are like the Canticles of the Omnissiah but they also affect friendly vehicles not part of the Cult Mechanicus faction. Harmony of Metallurgy gives It Will Not Die, Utterance of Neutralization increases Ballistic Skill, and the War Hymnal of Fortitude grants invulnerable saves.

Not only can he dish out the pain, he can take it as well, with a 2+ armor save, Toughness 6, Feel No Pain (which is re-rollable if he's the Warlord), and five wounds which he restores 1d3 of each round. Oh, and he can also use his canticles to give himself three It Will Not Die rolls. However, he lacks Eternal Warrior, and his Invulnerable Save is a mere 5+, making him vulnerable to Instant Death.

List of Things Cawl May Have Borrowed[edit]

As mentioned, Papa Cawl is probably the only cogboy in the Adeptus Mechanicus (and probably in all the Imperium) who has straight-up invented loads of new shit without disappearing. Many of his new toys have features found in other xenos and/or look like their weapons. Whether or not it is an example of "borrowing" their designs or convergent invention is up to you. This list will certainly get bigger as more units are introduced.

From the Space Elves[edit]

  • Primaris Reiver incorporate sonic/audio weaponry into their helmets to scare the shit out of their enemies, just like the howling banshees (though to be fair, we've invented such weapons in early M3) or Emperor's Children, though we're pretty sure he's not dumb enough to mess with Chaos stuff... we think. Night Lords have used such tech since the start of the Great Crusade. The Mechanicus would have made it for them even back then.
  • The Overlord Dropship uses energy shields instead of the usual void shields.
  • Tactically the Primaris Marines draw a bit from Eldar doctrine. Squads armed with a single weapon, for a single purpose, for a single target. Compare an Eradicator squad with Fire Dragon squad for example.

From the T'au[edit]

  • The Primaris Captains' Gravis Armour appears to be inspired from the Tau, though they may be also inspired by the Squat Hearth*BLAM* Heresy, Squats don't exist!
  • The Redemptor Dreadnoughts' Plasma Incinerator has two large bulges underneath the barrel which causes it to bear a striking resemblance to T'au Ion weaponry.