Dejexl
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"Dejexl Put down that rock, there are better weapons to kill the children with."
SilverMarx to Dejexl in 20 A.D. during the Mongolian Crisis.
Dejexls are an extraordinarily short race. Some only being 3ft. tall at best. They are very aggressive species. normally a dejexls first instinct is to hurl great amounts of obscenities at every creature its feel threatened by. That coupled with the fact they hunt in packs makes them surprisingly dangerous. But, if you throw a bag of tacos into the mix they are pretty docile.
Mating habits of Dejexls is to find the craziest female of the species and hope she does not castrate him before the day is done. This is a constant struggle for a Dejexl, as the most successful ones find the craziest ones.
The males in the pack have a ritual of eating fermented berries then dragging their faces across the ground to attract a mate. This is done till the skin comes off the dejexl's face. Some won't even stop then, desperate for a mate that will never come.
