Dogmata

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A Dogmata looking like she came out of a botched plastic surgery. Damn chapped lips...

The Dogmata is a new Sisters of Battle unit first released on late March 2021. She is for all intents and purposes the Bolter Bitches' equivalent of a Chaplain, although she more closely resembles a Genestealer wearing a curtain. Unfortunately for her, GW seems to follow the tradition of being unable to sculpt a proper female's face to save their fucking lives. Seriously, what the fuck did they do to her face man!? Yikes! Like damn son, not everyone is going to be a super model but just look at that. Fortunately, she comes with a helmet, so you can cover that hell of a butterface... but then you run into the problem of her massive hands. Better not to look too closely at it.

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On a more serious note, wielding a Mace of the Righteous, Dogmatas often lead their fellow Sororitas in war hymns when in battle. When in battle, every single Sister is clenching her buttcheeks since she knows that someone is judging their every (mis)deed, so she'll perform whatever duty has been assigned to her with utmost determination and vigour.

No surprise since the Dogmata has the power to literally bonk any Sisters to the horny jail. Sisters found doing naughty things would be immediately sent to the Repentia Squad or, worse still, be consigned to a Mortifier.

Forces of the Sisters of Battle
Command: Triumph of Saint Katherine - Canoness
Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave - Imagifier
Ministorum Priest - Palatine - Dogmata
Sororitas Command Squad
Troops: Avenging Angel - Arco-flagellant - Battle Sister Squad
Celestians - Crusaders - Death Cult Assassin
Dominion Squad - Retributor Squad - Seraphim Squad
Sisters Repentia - Zephyrim Squad
Vehicles: Castigator Tank - Exorcist - Immolator
Paragon Warsuit - Penitent Engine
Repressor - Rhino - Mortifier
Special Vehicles: Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica
Flyers: Avenger Strike Fighter
Spacecraft: Aquila Lander - Drop Pod
Saints: Living Saint - Geminae Superia
Non Militant: Orders Dialogous - Orders Famulous - Orders Hospitaler
Orders Pronatus - Hagiolater
Allies: Black Templars