Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave

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BRING IT BITCH!

The Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave is what happens when a Ministorum Priest feels a bit unprotected and needs some scary looking bodyguards to keep him company. Of course the Battle Conclave are usually made of really small groups that does not interfere with the "No men under arms" treaty and is closely monitored by the Inquisition to prevent abuse, so the Battle Conclave have the excuse.

These Battle Conclaves, typically consisting of some combination of Crusaders, Death Cult Assassins, and Arco-flagellants, who always attend their charge to maintain their purpose as bodyguards. Usually these combinations of these units (The skull cracking defense of the Crusaders, the berserking wildcards of the Arco-flagellants and the shit-yo-pants stealthiness of the Death Cult Assassins) are a terrifying presence and is seen as a giant glowing symbol of "DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" written all over the priest's face.

The Dudebros and the Masochistic chicks of the Battle Conclave[edit]

The Battle Conclave as mentioned, are made from the following...

Crusaders[edit]

Bretonnia in SPESS! Space knights coming from the same school as the Sisters but is able to carry a sword and a shield in exchange for NOT being an Ecclesiarchal exclusive and instead must lend their service to the Inquisition and Grey Knights as well. They are the ones who defend the priest with their giant shields.

Death Cult Assassins[edit]

Super masochistic psycho chicks who are more unhinged than the Bolter Bitches and like to schlick themselves by using their swords like metallic dildos which often as you can imagine, destroys their uterus. They are the ones usually not seen with their priest and are often hiding behind you, especially YOU.

Arco-flagellants[edit]

Heretics deemed worthy of redemption and are thus fucking crazy and often act like khornate humans often flinging their close combat weapons like a lawnmower. The most mentally fucked of the group. They are the ones who will be blindly charging you like a Khorne Berserker.

Forces of the Sisters of Battle
Command: Canoness - Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave
Ministorum Priest - Sororitas Command Squad
Troops: Avenging Angel - Arco-flagellant - Battle Sister Squad
Celestians - Crusaders - Death Cult Assassin
Dominion Squad - Retributor Squad - Seraphim Squad
Sister Hospitaler - Sisters Repentia
Vehicles: Exorcist - Immolator - Penitent Engine - Repressor - Rhino
Flyers: Avenger Strike Fighter - Drop Pod
Saints: Living Saint - Geminae Superia