Garruk Wildspeaker

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Garruk being huge while fighting Liliana

A Planeswalker from Magic: the Gathering, specializing in Green magic. Is fukkin huge. Really, really huge. Like Primarch huge. It turns out that he started out just as a normal dude and all that green mana is the world's most awesome protein shake and made him swole beyond all plausibility. In more recent times he's had a mild case of the evils, the result of Liliana Vess (Ms. Hot Sex herself) getting some black mana on his rocking man-abs. Since then he's been trying to kill her with no obvious success.

Once the poster-boy for green walkers, he has since had a long time getting replaced, first by Nissa, then by Vivien Reid. WoTC (or at least Mark Rosewater) has confirmed they have something big coming up for the big guy eventually, and that fans will just have to wait to catch up on his quivering abs.

He's from ****ing Brooklyn
Planeswalkers of Magic: The Gathering
Original Five: Ajani Goldmane - Chandra Nalaar
Garruk Wildspeaker - Jace Beleren - Liliana Vess
Alara: Elspeth Tirel - Nicol Bolas - Sarkhan Vol - Tezzeret
Zendikar: Gideon Jura - Nissa Revane - Sorin Markov
Scars of Mirrodin: Karn - Koth of the Hammer - Venser
Innistrad: Tamiyo - Tibalt
Return to Ravnica: Domri Rade - Ral Zarek - Vraska
Theros: Ashiok - Kiora - Xenagos
Tarkir: Ugin - Narset
Kaladesh: Dovin Baan - Saheeli Rai
Amonkhet: Samut
Other: Dack Fayden - Vivien Reid
Commander 2014: Daretti - Freyalise - Nahiri - Ob Nixilis - Teferi
Pre-mending: Bo Levar - Commodore Guff - Jaya Ballard - Urza
The Gatewatch