Giant space hamster

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Giant space hamster and tender.
Giant space hamsters are a species of megafauna bred by spelljamming gnomes. As said gnomes are the notorious tinker gnomes of Krynn, you probably have figured out all the ways that this went wrong. They are normally used as a propulsion source, though they are also raised for meat by terrestrial colonies.

There are many other breeds of space hamsters, including the Subterranean Giant Space Hamster, the Sabre-toothed Giant Space Hamster, the Rather Wild Giant Space Hamster, the Invisible Giant Space Hamster, the Sylvan (or Jungle) Giant Space Hamster, the Miniature Giant Space Hamster, the Armor Plated Giant Space Hamster, the Yellow Musk Giant Space Hamster, the Ethereal Giant Space Hamster, the Carnivorous Flying Giant Space Hamster, the Two-Headed Lernaean Bombardier Giant Space Hamster, The Two-Faced Giant Space Lagan Hamster, the Fire-breathing Phase Doppelganger Giant Space Hamster, the Great Horned Giant Space Hamster, the Abominable Giant Space Hamster, Tyrannohamsterus Rex, and the legendary Giant Space Hamster of Ill Omen.

Giant space hamsters showcase the amazingly goofy nature of either Dragonlance, Spelljammer or both. They're one of the elements most spelljammer fans try to remember.