Hover Chair

From 1d4chan
The popemobile is a-coming!

The Prophet's Grav-Throne Tau Hover Chair Popemobile is basically the mobility scooter used by only the most wrinkliest of Ethereal ballsacks.

Due to being seen as a status for the Ethereal Supreme, the Hover Chair is leagues above the pitiful Floating Roombas used by lesser Ethereals. There doesn't seem to be any energy shielding placed in the Hover Chair as the fluff was vague on the details, what we do know is that it didn't really matter when a rampaging Culexus Assassin was busy tearing Aun'Va a new asshole.

Compared to the awesome Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica from the Sisters of Battle, the Dais of Destruction from the Dark Eldar and the Dias of Dominion from the Necrons, the Popemobile is an incredibly lameduck equivalent for the Tau, lacking in any form of weapons of even defence for that matter. We also ain't joking about it being a mobility scooter, seriously, look at the drive mechanism.

Crunch[edit]

It's literally a mobility scooter. Whilst the bulkiness grants Aun'Va 6 Wounds, his movement range is the same as his troops at 6". It is really pathetic. It just makes you wish that his popemobile was equipped with twin-linked Fuel Rod Cannons like the Prophet's floating throne in Halo right?

Forces of the Tau
Command: Cadre Fireblade - Ethereal - Ethereal Guard - Tau Commander
Troops: Drone Squadron - Fire Warrior Team - Pathfinder Team
Auxiliaries: Gue'vesa - Kroot (Great Knarloc - Kroot Carnivore Squad - Kroot Hound
Krootox - Lesser Knarloc - Shaper
) - Nicassar - Vespid Stingwing
Battlesuits: Battlesuits (XV02 Pilot Battlesuit - XV15 Stealthsuit - XV22 Command Suit
XV25 Stealthsuit - XV46 Vanguard Void Suit - XV-8 Crisis Battlesuit
XV88 Broadside Battlesuit - XV9 Hazard Battlesuit - XV95 Ghostkeel Battlesuit
XV104 Riptide Battlesuit - XV107 R'varna Battlesuit - XV109 Y'Vahra Battlesuit
KV128 Stormsurge Ballistic Suit - KX139 Ta'Unar Supremacy Armour
)
Vehicles: Devilfish - Hammerhead - Hover Chair - Piranha - Sky Ray - Tetra - Swordfish
Flyers: Barracuda - Razorshark - Remora - Sun Shark - Tiger Shark
Kor'Vattra: Manta - Orca - Automated Fighting Drone
Automated Barge Drone - Automated Bombing Drone