Lightning Bearers

This article is bad and may or may not require deleting. Comment on the article's talk page. Reason: This is really bad fanfiction, and a tryhard version of the Thunder Warriors.

so these guys wear lightning, or more accurately bear it, hence the name. they look slightly autismic, never even getting to crusade armour. the only reason that they wore armour was because of their light to mild autism which made them randomly headbutt or jelly slam everything. supposedly they all jelly slammed themselves to death before the crusade started, so no tisms were able to headbutt the heretics back to the eye of terror. you gotta admit, even if you were an 800 pound super soldier covered in meaty ceramic armour, you would still shit yourself if one of the lightning bearers started charging you. a model [1] of the lightning bearers does exist, and per their autismic standards is made of finecast. he does look really badass though, with his white scars like topknot and overly exemplified facial details. it has been rumored that one of their kind still exists, under the alias of Gabriel Angelos. (look at his poor model. what a pity.)

ya know what? i'm pretty sure that whoever made the link to this previously nonexistent page meant lightning warriors, but i need a channel for my autismic... fanfiction, as stated above. not sure i'd call it that.