Locomotive Battering Ram

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Le concept art.
The train derailed.

The Locomotive Battering Ram was a FuckHueg Imperial Transport Train that was converted into a giant ECKS BAWKS HUEG battering ram under the command of Warboss Grimskull. Only appearing in SPEHHSSS MEHREEENS! THE GAME!, this Awesome contraption was meant to breach open the forge gates that housed Graia's Warlord Titans. However, Captain Titus (Bless be to him) managed to derail the train by destroying an Ork Minelayer which then fell right on top of the speeding locomotive.

Due to how cool this contraption is, it should surprise you that both Lexicanum and WH40k Wikia don't have a page for this vehicle despite how integral it was to the plot. The train was originally meant to ferry material and parts for Graia to fully assemble the Warlord Titans, Graia being a Forgeworld after all, wouldn't surprise us. The vehicle's extra-large width and multiple railcars should be a good indicator.

  • Length: 0.7-1km approx
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