RIDIN ON A TRUKK

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On the 24th of June 2009, an amazing thing happened. An eloquen/tg/entleman requested an Orkified "I'm on a boat".

This is what happened.

Note: In order to properly perform this wonderful song, it requires a minimum of 14 electric guitars, preferably ones shaped like battleaxes


IM ON A TRUKK[edit]

WAAAGH SHIT, GET DA DAKKA READY ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
ALL DA ORKIEZ IN DA TRUKK HIT DA FUCKIN’ DECK
BUT KEEP DA EYEZ ON DA GROTFONDLIN’ HUMIES
WE GUNNIN’ IT, LETS GO

WE’Z ON A TRUKK
WE’Z ON A TRUKK
TAKE A GOOD ‘ARD LOOK AT DA DAKKA ON DA TRUKK
WE’Z ON A TRUKK
WE’Z ON A TRUKK
TAKE A GOOD ‘ARD LOOK CUZ WE’Z RIDIN’ ON A TRUKK

IM ON A TRUKK MUTHAFUCKA TAKE A LOOK AT ME
KRUMPING GITS ON A TRUKK IN DA SEA OF GREEN
BUSTIN KRUISIN SPEED, GOT ME BLUE BITZ OUT FER LUCK
YA CAN'T STOP ME MUTHAFUCKAS CUZ IM IN A TRUKK

TAKE A SHOT, GITZ
WE’Z ON A TRUKK, BITCH
WE’Z DRINKIN’ HUMIE BLOOD
CUZ ITS MUTHAFUCKIN’ BEST
I GOT MY BIG DAKKA
AND MY CHOPPA FOR YA FACE
IM GUNNIN’ ALL MA ENGINES
CUZ’ DA RED ONES WIN DA RACE

IM RIDING ON A TRUKK DOIN FLIPS AND SHIT
DA TRUKK'S SMASHIN', GETTIN HUMIES ALL DEAD
DIS AIN'T APOCALYPSE, DIS IS REAL AS IT GETS
IM ON A TRUKK, MUTHAFUCKAS DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

IM ON A TRUKK AND
ITS GOIN’ FAST AND
YOU GONNA GET KRUMPED
BY DA ORK TRUKK BAND
WARBOSS OF DA WORLD
ON A TRUKK WIF GORGUTZ
IF YOU AINT ON A TRUKK
THEN I KRUMP YA IN DA BUTTZ

GET DA FUKK UP, DIS TRUKK IS REAL!

FUKK STOMPAZ, WE’Z ON A TRUKK MUTHAFUCKA
FUKK CHOPPAZ, WE’Z RUN YA OVA MUTHAFUCKA
IM ON A TRUKK WIF DA BOYZ MUTHAFUCKA
AND DA ENGINES SCREAMIN NOISE MUTHAFUCKA

HEY BOSS, IF YOU’Z CUD SEE UZ NOW
THE FRONT OF DA TRUKK, STUKK ON A PLOW
GONNA STOMP THRU DA HUMIES, KRUMP EM ALL SOMEHOW
WIF A BIG TRUKK, ANYFIN’ IS POSSIBLE

YEH, NEVA FORT WE’Z BE RIDING ON A TRUKK
GOT BLUE BITZ AND DEY’S GIVIN US LUCK
SO HUMIE GITZ
TAKE A SHOT AT UZ CUZ WE DON’T GIV A FUCK

NEVVA FORT WE’Z SEE DA DAY
WEN A BIG RED TRUKK IZ COMIN UZ WAY
WE’Z DO A REAL BIG WAAAGH
WEN WE’Z RIDIN IN DA ORK’D UP CAR

WE’Z ON A TRUKK
WE’Z ON A TRUKK
TAKE A GOOD ‘ARD LOOK AT DA DAKKA ON DA TRUKK
WE’Z ON A TRUKK
WE’Z ON A TRUKK
TAKE A GOOD ‘ARD LOOK CUZ WE’Z RIDIN’ ON A TRUKK