Rule 34: The Roleplaying Game

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How it Works

Basically, players create characters, GM conducts game and there you have it. Simple RPG with no necessary stats. If you like stats, however, these scenarios are designed to be versatile enough for any and all fantasy (and even SciFi, with a little modification and rephrasing) role- playing games.

Scenarios

Make sure, if you have a great idea, you note it down here, but do not have any references to rules mechanics, and keep genre references to a minimum, as I have done.

SCENARIO 1

One male PC wakes up, and a curse obtained earlier (who no- one knew about) takes effect. The PC looks in a mirror first thing in the morning, and has permanently polymorphed into an incredibly comely woman (Beautiful face, slender body, colossal tits, massive ass etc.) overnight. Make it difficult to fit "her" plate armour on, because she will cause agonizing pain to her tits, completely unbearable until she gets plate armour made with women in mind. Any male looking at the "woman" becomes head over heels in love, and will do anything for the her, and fights will break out over her. Needless to say, the PC's new body might help with barter/ getting out of trouble (one sweet kiss is enough to get any man to serve her slavishly for the hope that she will sleep with them.) and cause trouble when trying to go unnoticed (think of that every other male party member might fight over her, or even fights in the streets...) The PC then might have many other difficulties getting used to her new form, with periods, clothes that fit her now radically different form, changing from muscle- bound male to slender female- have plenty of purchases and maybe the PC can discover her powers of seduction here. (some people will stay nude, however. If they do this, make sure its winter soon, or maybe all other women get jealous, and plot an assassination, or let a female PC kill him for being a pervert) maybe she gets pregnant with another party member's baby, or ordered to be the King's wife, or both. Maybe she spends her life getting rich by seducing nobles and spending her life in bed, or reverses the curse or decides to have a happy relationship (followed by marriage and children) with another party member. (What about the others? Might they just get a teeny bit jealous?)

SCENARIO 2

Two players (of both different race and sex if possible) swap bodies, then have real trouble getting used to it. Make sure Human, Elven, Dwarven and Half- Orc females have radically different period cycles...

SCENARIO 3

The party finds an body- snatching scroll (basically, your current body is destroyed, but then your mind enters the victim and destroys their mind, leaving you to get used to your new body), and all of them become evil from an unknown insanity and steal the bodies of the nobility, and possibly even the royal family, but there are many catches, like you must possess creatures of the same race, opposite sex and different age. (A female party member possessing the king, and a male possessing the queen could make things interesting...)

SCENARIO 4

The players walk through a portal, and into a parallel world where males and females swap places in absolutely everything, politics (Mr. Thatcher was the first male prime minister), history (Wilma the conquerer successfully invaded england, Nellie Armtrong was the first person to land on the moon and Ada and Steve were the first people Goddess created), sexual attitudes and biological law (men get pregnant, have periods and breastfeed children.) Rule 63- Land. Make sure all male PCs get jobs that require them to wear dresses/ scant clothing/ no clothing like a Hooker, Tavern Maid etc. and also make sure they get raped a lot. Then, because they want to leave, have a conflict between both sexes, as all female PCs get positions of considerable power (only if the PCs come from a sexist society) and are in heaven. The GM decides if the men can leave, and if not, have them become adventurers again in the new world, with the Hooker/ Maid as a side job.

SCENARIO 5

One PC gains the ability to shapeshift freely, but decides to use the power to perv on the PC who polymorphed in Scenario 1, or a different woman- depends on what has happened already. The PC does this by hiding her bra and then polymorphing into an identical copy of it. The PC is then found out, and either 1. She gets mad, 2. She gets pleased that she is that sexy and becomes a very expensive prostitute or 3. She gets pleased that her bra has its own intelligence (not knowing that it is actually a PC, not a magic item) and decides to keep it. The PC gets to hold/ squeeze/ fill another hormonal lust with her boobs forever. Then another PC gets the same ability, and the knickers start talking...

Note: If you come up with another possible outcome, put it down here. Remember to keep rules shit to a minimum.

SCENARIO 6

The PCs find an alternate plane where only free (but still hot) hookers live, and all straight men and lesbians in the party never leave.