Slaanesh Subjugator

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This article is about something that is considered by the overpowering majority of /tg/ to be fail.
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The Slaanesh Subjugator or Subjugator Titan is a Daemon Engine of Slaanesh. It is infamous for being one of the most stupidly designed Chaos vehicles which is a colossal feat on its own especially when you consider the pure stupid this thing must compete with. This is mainly due to the awkward motion of its combat claws, whose rigid articulation means it has the range of motion of an injured crossfitter in a straightjacket. You may ask what the problem is - Chaos isn't meant to make sense, after all. Well, that may be true, the problem stems from the simple fact that this thing is almost as big as a Titan. So this means that the claws are extremely limited and are only useful against other Titans, and even then there are much better CQC weapons available than fucking claws. Tl;dr the claws are fucking useless. And this is without getting into the fact on how stupid it looks, resembling more of a mutated chicken with painful non-rotating weapons that completely betray the aesthetics of fine beauty and elegance of Slaaneshi constructs.

Ranting aside, while the Subjugator may look ridiculous (in a bad way), it is not without a few perks. This giant walker is incredibly swift and is able to move quickly whilst still able to use its weapons meaning that it is one of the few super-heavies that can fire on the move rather than needing to stop. This construct is then armed with both titan-grade sonic weapons such as the Doom Siren and Blastmaster, as well as the psychically-powered Tormentor Cannons that unleash the energy within the walker to kill the victims with unbearable agony, leaving their bodies charred by the twisted energies. The stupid looking and impractical claws are called the Hellslicer Battle Claws. Oh yeah, and it is as tough as a Dreadnought, seriously you would think that something the size of a Titan could be expected to survive a Guardsmen chucking a Krak grenade at its crotch. So much for a Daemon Engine.

According to GeeDubs, the Subjugator is quote-unquote, "As hard as it is to believe, it is even more skilled in close combat". Yes, it is hard to believe. Maybe they shouldn't play themselves like this in the flavour text.

  • Height: 19.5m
  • Mass: 1-1.2 kilotonnes; approx
  • Crew: 0-1 crew; approx

Gallery[edit]

Forces of the Traitor Legions of Chaos
Leaders: Chaos Champion - Chaos Lord - Daemon Prince - Dark Apostle - Master of Execution
Sorcerer - Warsmith - Master of Possession - Lord Discordant
Unaligned: Chaos Chosen - Chaos Raptors - Chaos Space Marine Squad - Chaos Spawn - Chaos Terminators
Cultist - Havocs - Mutilators - Obliterators - Possessed - Tech-Assassin - Warp Talons - Warpsmith
Negavolt Cultist - Greater Possessed - Dark Disciple
Faction Aligned: Berserkers - Berserker Dreadnought - Plague Marines
Noise Marines - Sonic Dreadnought - Rubric Marines
Structures: Noctilith Crown - Skull Altar
Vehicles: Bike Squad - Chaos Dreadnought - Helbrute - Infernal Relic Predator - Land Raider
Mastodon - Predator Tank - Rhino Transport - Sicaran Battle Tank - Stalk Tank - Vindicator
Typhon Heavy Siege Tank - Spartan Assault Tank - Rapier Armoured Carrier
Whirlwind Scorpius - Termite - Cerberus Destroyer - Fellblade
Flyers: Harbinger - Hell Blade - Hell Talon - Fire Raptor
Storm Eagle - Xiphon Interceptor - Thunderhawk - Stormbird
Spacecraft: Dreadclaw Assault Pod - Kharybdis - Doomfire Bomber - Swiftdeath Fighter
Titans: Daemon Knights - Chaos Emperor Titan - Feral Scout Titan
Ravager Battle Titan - Chaos Warlord Titan - Woe Machine
Unaligned
Daemon Engines:
Decimator - Defiler - Death Wheel - Forgefiend - Heldrake
Maulerfiend - Soul Grinder - Wirewolf - Venomcrawler - Helstalker
Daemon Engines
of Khorne:
Blood Reaper - Blood Slaughterer - Brass Scorpion - Cauldron of Blood - Death Dealer
Doom Blaster - Kytan - Lord of Skulls - Skull Reaper - Tower of Skulls
Daemon Engines
of Nurgle:
Blight Drone - Contagion - Foetid Bloat-Drone - Myphitic Blight-Hauler
Nurgle Plague Tower - Plague Hulk - Plagueburst Crawler
Daemon Engines
of Slaanesh:
Hell-Scourge - Hell-Knight - Hell-Strider
Questor Scout Titan - Slaanesh Subjugator
Daemon Engines
of Tzeentch:
Aether Ray - Doom Wing - Fire Lord of Tzeentch
Mirrorfiend - Silver Tower of Tzeentch - The Auruntaur
Auxiliaries: Chaos Daemons - Death Guard - Thousand Sons - Emperor's Children - Fallen Angels
Forces of the Emperor's Children
Leaders: Chaos Lord - Daemon Prince - Sorcerer - Chaos Champion
Troops: Noise Marine - Chaos Spawn - Possessed
Vehicles: Chaos Land Raider - Helbrute - Chaos Predator - Chaos Rhino
Chaos Vindicator
Flyers: Storm Eagle - Stormbird - Thunderhawk
Spacecraft: Dreadclaw Assault Pod - Kharybdis
Daemon
Engines:
Defiler - Chaos Dreadnought - Sonic Dreadnought
Hell-Scourge - Hell-Knight - Hell-Strider Questor Scout Titan
Slaanesh Subjugator - Heldrake - Forgefiend - Maulerfiend
Daemons: Daemonette - Fiends of Slaanesh
Steeds of Slaanesh - Seekers of Slaanesh
Hellflayer Chariots
Auxiliaries: Cultists - Slaangors
Allies: Chaos Daemons - Chaos Space Marines
Vessels of the Traitor Legions
Spaceships
Space Station Blackstone Fortress
Super Battleships Abyss
Battleships Battleship (Gloriana - Planet Killer)
Cruisers Light Cruiser - Cruiser
Heavy Cruiser - Grand Cruiser
Escorts Escort
Others Silver Tower of Tzeentch
Landships
Siege Carriers Siege Carrier
War Machines Chaos Harvester - Nurgle Plague Tower - Woe Machine
Titans Questor Scout Titan - Slaanesh Subjugator
Feral Scout Titan - Ravager Battle Titan
Chaos Warlord Titan - Chaos Emperor Titan
Skull Reaper
Troop Transports Mastodon
Superheavy Tanks Baneblade - Fellblade - Plaguereaper
Tower of Skulls
Airships
Flying Fortress Harbinger
Aerospace Vessels Stormbird
Seaships
Oceanic Battleships Oceanic Battleship