Speedsta

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*Beep* *Beep* The Clown Parade has arrive!

The most blatantly obvious vehicle ever named and one of the most ridiculous looking ones to date. Speedstas are large Ork scrap vehicles utilized by Mekboyz and are utilized by, what else? The Speed Freeks of course.

Resembling Wartrakks and Battlewagons, these fast construct are made from whatever spare parts a Mekboy comes across during his regular duties for his Warboss. Speedsta's are equipped with a wide array of advanced Ork weaponry including Bubblechukkas, Lifta-Droppas, Rokkits, and Kannons. As such, Speedstas populate a specific niche in Ork war tactics as a fast moving, fast attacking, assault artillery. It is a relatively unique vehicle because of this, as there are very little if not no vehicle equivalents for this.

Dragsters are stripped-down Speedstas that have had their weapons removed and replaced with a Deflektor Field, thus becoming mobile shields to help defend the relatively vulnerable Ork Boyz from incoming fire.

As previously mentioned, Speedstas are one of the goofiest Ork vehicles to date. Seriously, some of them look like clown cars whilst others look like those shoe cars you see on parades. That and combine with the oversized weapons and you get one hack of a clown show. They should belong to the Harlequins rather than the Orks of all people.

The Speedsta seems to be a precursor to the Junka.

Forces ov da Orks
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Painboss - Pigdok - Warboss - Warlord - Weirdboy - Wurrboy
Boyz: Boyz (Huntas - Madboyz - Shoota Boyz - Slugga Boyz - Stikk Bommas - Wildboyz)
'Ardboyz - Brutes - Cyborks - Diggas - Gretchin - Nobz - Skarboyz
Oddboys: Burna Boyz - Flash Gitz - Kommandos - Lootas
Mekboyz - Rokkas - Runtherd - Stormboyz - Tankbustas
Feral Orks an'
Beast Snaggas:
Beast Snagga Boy - Boarboyz - Herda - Kill Rig
Squig Catapult - Squiggoth - Squighog Boy - Trappa
Stompy 'fings: Deff Dred - Gorkanaut - Killa Kan - Mega-Dread - Morkanaut
Transports an' Tanks: Battlewagon - Big Lugga - Big Trakks - Bonebreaka - Bonecruncha - Braincrusha
Flakkatrakks - Gobsmasha - Grot Tanks - Grot Trakbike - Gutrippa - Grot MegaTank
Gunwagon - Looted Wagon - Lungbursta - Trukk - Spleenrippa - Weirdboy Tower
Speed Freeks: Boomdakka Snazzwagon - Bowelburna - Cuttas - Deffkilla Wartrike - Junka
Kustom Boosta-Blasta - Megatrakk Scrapjet - Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy
Shokkjump Dragsta - Speedsta - Warbikers - Warbuggy - Wartrakk
Flyboyz: Bomma - Dakkajet - Deffkoptas - Drilla-Killa - Fighta - Fighta-Bomma
Grot Bomms - Landa - Minelayer - Warkoptas - Wazbom Blastajet
Supportin' Dakka: Grot Bomm Launcha - Magna-Kannon - Mek Gunz
Splashy Noggins: Nautical Kroozer - Maritime Escort - Ork Submersible
Zoggin' Big and Ded Killy: Battlefortress - Gargant - Kill Tanks - Locomotive Battering Ram - Stompa
Warp Ulks: Ork Assault Boat - Rok
Huts'an Stuff: Big'ed Bossbunka - Dropz - Mekboy Workshop
Gubbinz an' Wots-its: Choppas - Fungus - Ork Gunz - Snotlings - Squigs - Warboars