This is how it works, I post a picture, You give me stats. Simple isn't it?
This is one of the most annoying, memetic, infections of /tg/ boards.
If you want a Stat Me thread to be tolerable then don't just say Stat Me. Make up a clever way to ask it that's in character for what you're asking for. For example, if you want people to stat Santa Claus then say "its christmas time in 3.5, lets stat Santa"
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —