Talk:Anal circumference

From 1d4chan

Note:- We need to get a copy of the table to post here, I don't have one.

Note:- We don't. Fatum 15:32, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
I think I've got the .pdf, but goddamnit if I'll open it. --Myomoto 15:50, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
I LOLed. -Destro
brb, taking a shower. --Myomoto 17:40, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
DO TELL --Anonykota
Is the one you posted from the revised, cleaned up version, where they took the racism and God knows what else out? Because I could have sworn I saw that posted the other day and it had 'infant' as one of the categories. --Destro
P.S. I hate the guy who wrote FATAL a little more every day.
The one I own is the Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery 'edition' --Myomoto 18:18, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
Does yours include the armour of Niggrous Nicompoopery[sp]? -Destro
Nope. --Myomoto 18:38, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
The idea that there's an even worse version of FATAL out there somewhere kind of makes you lose your faith in a sane and ordered universe, doesn't it? -Destro
It would, if I ever had faith in a sane and ordered universe to begin with. Personally I have constructed a little fortress out of Yotsubato! volumes that I hide inside whenever my brain starts hurting. --Carcer 18:46, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
Do these modifiers mean that infants have a negative anal circumference potential and thus automatically tear even with nothing inserted? I'm a sick fuck, but this disturbs even me. - Ahri 20:43, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
No, it means that infants automatically get a lower roll than the other because you have to subtract so much from their roll. You roll percentile die in FATAL for everything I believe. --Myomoto 20:47, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
The fact that you seem to know that much about this system terrifies me. --ManWithNoName 20:48, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
Fine, slightly less disturbed. Because babies with automatically tearing arseholes is freaky. Also, someone should probably reset the indent, this is getting rather silly. - Ahri 20:49, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
NO, MOAR INDENT!
It is a knowledge that have cost me great parts of my sanity. On the more lonesome days, I truly miss them ;_; ALSO: WHEEEEEE! --Myomoto 20:50, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
The FATAL rulebooks feature prominently in Call of Cthulhu. Burn the books to maintain sanity. NECROINDENT 76.119.147.254 19:51, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Negative?[edit]

Uhm, no matter how I look at these two tables, I don't see how it's possible to have a negative anal circumference. I have checked the From Another Time Another Land version (the revised one) and the mechanics are the same, only some values change. I'm starting to think this one is an urban legend.

Good point. The tables shown are from the 2004 edition; the negative anal circumference must be from an earlier edition. It still says a human infant's rectum can take a 1 1/3" thick "object" with no injury, for some godawful purpose I don't wish to know. --NotBrandX (talk) 21:54, 16 September 2013 (UTC)