Talk:Chris-Chan

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'WHY DO YOU BASTARDS MAKE FUN OF THIS GUY? YOU ALL SICKEN ME......

Shut up, Chris.

Because he's a cunt. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_his_Ego http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_racism http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Semen

No,I seriously mean it. You all are just a bunch of jealous,sweaty neckbeards who are enraged by the fact that the only person just below your tier on the social ladder,a downright retard no matter how batshit crazy his mind is has gained more attention (for better or worse) and has accomplished more to life than harvesting plastic.Is that the reason behind you all mocking him?Is that what drives you to ruin him further?

Better to accomplish nothing than accomplish something utterly horrible. 80.187.103.19 11:45, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

Better to be loved by few, than to be universally hated by many Remoon101 13:17, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

Better to keep your creepy fetishes to yourself than to share them with the Internet. Biggus Berrus 13:21, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

Better to be a nigger than Chris.

Better to be a pile of crap than to be a Chris sympathizer

The horrific fact is that Chris proclaims every disgusting act over the Internet proudly. I mean we all have our skeletons in the closet. We just don't jerk to a cup and "drink it to recycle our man power", or even if one does, doesn't crazily give footage of it.--85.178.68.39 08:32, 17 January 2012 (UTC)

Nevermind guys,after going through some of the stuff at CWCki-Im gonna take my words back.

giving autists a bad name which is quite the acheivement

It seems Chris has fallen to Chaos and has been begging the dark gods for a girlfriend. Check out the CWCki for details.

Have you a link? I need to gloat and rub it in for the heresyfags.


I knew about him, and some of his... antics, but I've read his CWCki article and seen his continued downward spiral into oblivion. I thought he was a troll, I hoped he was a troll.

I was wrong. By all that is holy, I was wrong.

Chris Chan makes Mat Ward look decent. Although Mat Ward's a shit writer, at least his writings aren't blatant rip offs unlike basically everything Chris writes (ie Sonichu = sonic and Pokemon. Chaotic combo = Power Rangers. Family Guy. Etc) Tyranid Memestealer (talk) 20:36, 13 February 2017 (UTC)

Emperor preserve us, his existence is so heretical that even the sisters of battle is afraid.

Is it just me or do I feel bad for all the shit we did to him? - an autistic anonymous 1:42 PM Dec 23 2020

Stuff[edit]

This article is actually known as one of the better abbreviated introductions to Chris Chan on the Internet, even by the Chris Chan "community" (which I must with some embarrased abbreviation have to admit that I am a part of it's following...the ongoing saga is too damned fascinating to watch. not to interfere with, but just to watch...)

I also added a silly little piece of 40K crossover fanfic. If it is considered to be fail I will not protest at it's removal, or if it should be contained in a little "Chris-Chan/Fanfic" type page, or whatever. Based Tzeentch (talk) 16:30, 30 December 2018 (UTC)

^^it got long af maybe it should be moved Based Tzeentch (talk) 16:00, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

I would just make a subpage for it. That way you can keep your page free and clean and make it easier to see. --Kracked Mynd (talk) 16:14, 6 March 2019 (UTC)
I took your suggestion and moved the story to it's own page, De cultu bos risus. Based Tzeentch (talk) 07:01, 7 March 2019 (UTC)

thank you[edit]

Really i must thank you for warning for this men in eastern europe and i think that i know crazy peoples but he is too much for me


Questions[edit]

I must ask what would happen if he teamed up with other idiots, like Matt Ward or Luke.

He would get pissed (quite literally) that anyone else had the audacity to add to his ideas.

He's returned[edit]

Chris chan is back with a new video.

Well, shit. Church313 (talk) 00:46, 2 February 2018 (UTC)

Rule violation?[edit]

The wiki has a pretty hard rule (indeed, perhaps the only hard rule) barring posts that showcase tripfags and similar in any way. While Chris-chan isn't quite a tripfag, he certainly isn't a legitimate public figure like Matt Ward, and is completely unknown outside of chans.

Well, so is Luke...this wiki seems to like the Chosen of Nurgle.

Chris-Chan and his importance[edit]

We are imperfect. Each of us have faults. Some of us are here great coders but unable to socially function. One of us can surely paint models as perfection but cannot play FPS for shit. Then some of us are completely normal, say, except flipping out when seeing this or that.

Then there is Chris.

Imagine having the worst traits of basement dwellerism, plus the strengely malicious attitude accompanying his actions. He was in the red, so he gets money. What does he do? Pay the mortgage?

No, he buys another transformers out of the blue when he could be KICKED OUT. A kind soul gives him 2 dollars when he buys fast food and comes short...BAM, he takes the food AND the money and FLIPS THEM BOTH OFF and angrily stomps out.

He has autism, which is sad, and hates all other autists, and assburgers for stealing his attention.

He wants people murdered because they win a contest, people tortured because they take his attention and possibility of girlfriend-getting. He wants every woman to be a worse creature than Gorean kajirae. He is unbelievably deluded that his "art" is worldwide hit, he is superhuman and a sex god.

It seems im-fucking-possible to be THIS deluded. Maybe this user, that user and I are confused in a few things(one of us may think he is a good artist but isn't), but this guy? It's as if he is completely straining, STRAINING every last of his features to the negativity breaking point. He is the avatar of Denial. He is the sum of EVERYTHING that isn't supposed to exist in a man, and thus serves as a warning anchor to reality.--SaltyMan (talk) 12:59, 19 June 2018 (UTC)

Not /tg/-related[edit]

We're stretching it a bit too far for this article to be even remotely /tg/-related and as such I've marked it for deletion. - 5.57.244.189 15:24, 19 June 2018 (UTC)

İ hAvA MaRkEd iT fOR DELESHUN/spongebob--SaltyMan (talk) 18:04, 19 June 2018 (UTC)

Shitposting isn't helping your case, SaltyMan. - 193.183.210.22 21:37, 20 June 2018 (UTC)

Chris-chan is the first known daemonhost that has been possessed both by a Great Unclean One AND a Keeper of Secrets, at the same time. How is that not /tg/ related? Also this can't really count for the egoboos policy since Chris-Chan is a living meme on the internet at this point. Tactical Mehren (talk) 01:04, 20 June 2018 (UTC)

Chris-Chan might not be /tg/-related specifically, but he is 4chan related, and there are plenty of 4chan-themed pages here. Cut this out and I could think of two dozen more pages that by the same logic could go, including many of the video game, comic and author pages. --Ahriman's Aide (talk) 01:55, 20 June 2018 (UTC)

I should note that 4chan has grown much less interested in his escapades as of late, if only because he's dried up as a lolcow at this point, so his importance is more in doubt than it was before. --Newerfag (talk) 04:38, 20 June 2018 (UTC)
I mean it's kind of a fun read if you somehow haven't heard of him before but I think at the very most a seriously-trimmed down version of this article would serve the same purpose. There's a wiki on the guy that the article directs you to if the reader has to know more. Redmaw (talk) 13:53, 20 June 2018 (UTC)
While Chris-chan is certainly 4chan-related to a certain degree, his actual relevance to /tg/ itself is questionable at best, similar to the deleted Rebecca Black page. If nothing else, I agree with Redmaw. - 193.183.210.22 21:37, 20 June 2018 (UTC)

I have a few ideas who logged off and marked it for deletion anonymously... --SaltyMan (talk) 12:55, 20 June 2018 (UTC)

If you're suggesting it was me, it wasn't. At least I'd know how to apply the egoboo tag correctly.--Newerfag (talk) 13:44, 20 June 2018 (UTC)
Hi, 5.57.244.189 here, I do not have an account on this wiki if that's what you're implying. - 193.183.210.22 21:37, 20 June 2018 (UTC)
The Chris-Chan and /tg/ section indicates his/her relevance here. Tyranid Memestealer (talk) 23:54, 20 June 2018 (UTC)
Maybe cut it down a bit...--Namefag (talk) 03:03, 21 June 2018 (UTC)
Like stop updating his current drama unless is /tg/ related thing such as Chris chan talk about how he loves age of sigmar or how he likes ultramarine.--TheSpoilerHeretic (talk) 05:44, 21 June 2018 (UTC)

Hi, all, visitor from the Kiwi Farms here, just to let you know that you're going to need to update the page now - Chris is now trying to get into D&D. And his character is just as broken as you can imagine. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-30-chriss-d-d-sheet.65770/

Edits to mentions about Chris being """trans"""[edit]

Sup. Im sure my edits correcting mentions of this idiot being a "trans woman" might not be to the taste of some people here, but its pretty clear that its an incredibly elaborate disingenuous act by a homophobic lesbian fetishist waster and I feel like this entry ought to accurately reflect that, rather than forcing actual trans women to share a category with him. I mean seriously, no actual trans woman would go from being called "Chris" to "Christine" thats one of the dumbest tropes about trans people in existence. "Oh, I hate my male gendered name so much I'm going to pick a female sounding name that literally has my old name in it".

      Additionally, you could argue wether Chris is actually trans or just trying to have sex with women. I personally do think he is trans, but agree that he brings a BAD name to anyone that is trans and shouldn't share a category with them.   user:WrinkleBrain2535