Talk:Derp

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Marilyn Manson rules.


Darp, really?! WTAF!!


I just wanted to say: This is the funniest page on Derp. Period. But it needs more Derp.



Derp derp derpy derp?

Derp.

This page is lacking in 'derp dee derp'. --Myomoto 22:01, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Dammit, you are right. --Dunefag 22:04, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Needs more derp. --Anonymous 19:58, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Derp
Derp is like dakka - there is never enough. -- Jaimas 13:05, 22 February 2011
I think that maybe this is enough.

ii:Moar derp is required. (EST)

Sweet mother of God, it actually hurts my eyes to look at this page. Good job, guys.
ctrl-F "derp" = 22347
  1. !/usr/bin/perl

@derps = ('derp','derp derp','derp derp derp'

        ,'derp a derpity','dialp','derpity derp','derpity dee','sexyamazons.com'
        );

srand('derp');$flip=1;$length=0; while($length<32*1024){

 $_=$derps[int(rand($#derps))];
 if(rand(1)<0.01) {

$_="

Derp head.JPG

";

   if($flip==1){s!\|left!\|right!;}
   $flip=($flip+1)%2;
 }
 else{
   $_=uc($_) if(rand(1)>0.5);
   if (rand(1)<0.01){$_="$_";}
 }
 print "$_ ";
 $length+=length("$_ ");

} print "
\n";

#!/usr/bin/perl
@derps = ('derp','derp derp','derp derp derp'
         ,'derp a derpity','derpity derp','derpity dee'
         );
srand('derp');$flip=1;$length=0;
while($length<32*1024){
  $_=$derps[int(rand($#derps))];
  if(rand(1)<0.01) {
    $_="[[Image:Derp_head.JPG|left]]";
    if($flip==1){s!\|left!\|right!;}
    $flip=($flip+1)%2;
  }
  else{
    $_=uc($_) if(rand(1)>0.5);
    if (rand(1)<0.01){$_="[[Troll|$_]]";}
  }
  print "$_ ";
  $length+=length("$_ ");
}
print "<br clear='all'>\n";
  • This page is a horrifying eyesore. It's gotten past the point of being funny. Can we at least trim it down to something manageable or change it to explain the term? --Dr. Thompson (talk) 14:29, 15 April 2013 (UTC)
  • NO.
  • Derp.
    • Herp.
      • Derp a derpity derp de derp.


Would someone be willing to explain the term here instead of altering the page itself? I think I understand it, but it is REALLY hard to explain to friends, a buddy asked and I referred him here, he is still confused. Thanks in advance.--OmnipotentBystander (talk) 02:56, 16 April 2015 (UTC)

  • From what I can tell, it seems to be an expression used to denote stupidity, idiocy or similar. Hence why it's usually used to denote something that isn't really smart, but isn't balls-out fucking stupid.


I still am amazed at the fact someone had the time on their hands to actually do this. /tg/ gets shit done. But it seems more likely it was a number of people steadily adding to it. a derpity! Grand Admiral Altair (talk) 02:54, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

A ton of this page was actually just copy pasted. All you have to do is just select a bunch of the page, copy it, then paste it, then copy it again, then paste again, and then in only a few clicks it is 4 times larger. You used to be able to tell because you could see the easter eggs in this page had been repeated regularly. I have actually been slowly working to shorten the page and remove repeats of the easter eggs. Shortening the pages without just deleated large chunks indescriminately is much harder. I mostly used the find function to highlight long strings of derps and delete them so the page would have fewer of those long strings, making the page less repetitive and more compressed.

Too much derp. Literally.[edit]

Let's not add any more to this; the page was so big that it was giving my web browser errors just trying to open it. --Newerfag (talk) 21:33, 5 October 2018 (UTC)

Not saying we should take more away, but I can't even view the history or compare revisions because the file is too big. --Kracked Mynd 21:44, 5 October 2018 (UTC)
That's exactly why I had to make the edits removing parts of it as an anonymous IP (and even those turned out to be far smaller than I assumed because the editor kept lagging as I tried to make the edits). It was the only way to view or edit the page at all without first taking chunks out of it. I know it's supposed to be part of the joke, but what good is that when nobody can even see it?--Newerfag (talk) 21:52, 5 October 2018 (UTC)

Images[edit]

Does it really need more images? Serious answers only please. Death Korps of Krieg Soldier (talk) 03:50, 5 May 2020 (UTC)

    • Of all the places to ask for serious answers...