Talk:Emprahsque

... I wonder what his tabletop stats are. Ragnasal 07:01, 30 April 2011 (UTC)

The Tarrasque is a pure fucking engine of destruction. Dreaded by adventurers for its high hp value and its obscenely high regeneration ability, only surpassed by Zargon in the Elder Evils book, it is known to rampage across nations eating everything. It cannot fully be killed through normal means; therefore, A player (or group) lucky enough to reduce a Tarrasque to negative 30 hp will then have to use a wish or miracle spell to completely destroy it, with only a 50% chance of success. if unsuccessful it will wake up again x years later and fuck more shit up.

Also:

The Emperor is so powerful that he could DESTROY SUNS BY SNAPPING HIS FINGERS!!! The Chaos Gods are scared shitless of this guy, and hope that he dies so they can take over the universe. If the God Emperor were to arise again Chaos would be FUCKED.

Now combine those two, and go figure...

Should have a special rule that allows it to regenerate all wounds and get back up on death if you roll a 3+ with a d6.

Serious dog 05:30, 1 May 2011 (UTC)

The Emperasque

Oi, lads, this is the writefag who made all this up. Y'all mind if I just sling in some more easymodo and supt/tg/ links to the archived threads, maybe do some spellchecking? Obviously I'm not going to dump the whole story here, it's 17,000 words, but still. Someone else. 04:15, 2 May 2011 (UTC)

OH GOD WHY

Some overindustrious fa/tg/uy just dumped the entire 16,000 word story on this page. PLEASE don't do that, that's what sup/tg/ is for. Someone else. 00:52, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

It's easier to read it here than it 4chan.
Serious dog 11:56, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

I support the mass spam of writefaggotry. Ragnasal 12:49, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

NEED MOAR WRITEFAGGOTRY. Ragnasal 14:21, 18 May 2011 (UTC)

Done. The story is now 38,000 words. Someone else. 02:07, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

I can't appreciate a story unless it's 200,000 words or more. --Nave Ninja 04:38, 24 May 2011 (UTC)

Well, I hit 50,231 this morning. Just two more months of writing to go then probably! Someone else. 14:04, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

Hey hey, there's the spirit. I myself have a story whose wordcount is (as of today) 226,101. Been working on it for a year. --Nave Ninja 16:42, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

Wouldn't it make more to sense to split this story into several articles, one for each chapter, ala Dranon's Delight?

Or you could have it where each chapter, like, the header text, starts with equal signs so there's a content bar for fast navigation. --Nave Ninja 06:23, 30 May 2011 (UTC)

For Dranon's Delight, I made Template:ListDranonsDelight so every story could just have the one template as an index to all the others, and updating the template updates all the other pages. If you break Emprahesque into smaller pieces, I recommend you do the same. --NotBrandX

I recommend that if the page does get divided, it should at least be by the blocks in which I posted them originally, that is to say, in the seven threads themselves. Someone else. 04:23, 5 June 2011 (UTC)

That's a wrap

Tales of the Emperasque is finished, friends, thanks for playing. The sup/tg/ links are all under tagged with Tarrasque, if you want to find them. Someone else. 01:49, 15 July 2011 (UTC)

AH FUCK IT I wrote some more.Someone else. 03:00, 3 December 2011 (UTC)

Some basic editing

Does anyone have a problem with me going in and doing some basic editing? You know, correcting obvious spelling errors, spacing out paragraphs, things like that? I've been reading this and it's bugging the ever living crap out of me...

Sequel?

Is it out yet? Is there a link for it?

There will never be one.

Someone else. (talk) 03:37, 5 October 2015 (UTC)

Confirmation of completion

Right, so I just wanted to confirm everything was done. If so, I'll clean up the page to reflect that, its kinda misleading for people new to the story. --ZeroSumGame (talk) 14:03, 1 July 2016 (UTC)

Yep, I'm done. I've long since moved on. Someone else. (talk) 03:08, 16 September 2016 (UTC)