Talk:If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device

New fanart/shit you're looking for

There's this one thing of the Vulkan Shrike moment, where Vulkan is hugging Shrike a lil too hard. I can't seem to find it, but I know it exists. --Washington001 (talk) 03:37, 31 March 2019 (UTC)

Why do we have this Page?

1d4chan is /tg/'s personal wiki. Whether If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device is enjoyable or not, we didn't create it, nor is it an official work. It makes no more sense to have a page than Heresy Online's Dornian Heresy

It's regularly discussed and enjoyed on /tg/, and it is clear that the creators are elegan/tg/entlemen themeselves given the memes in the show. Guilliman being Spiritual Liege, Abaddon the Armless Failure, and the retardation of Dreadknights is all Forbidden Lore: (/tg/).--The Forgefather

Fix Everything

I have a burning need to tear this entire page apart. It explains every joke, does a long-winded job of going over the show, and realistically needs to be pared down dramatically. We don't need a separate bio for every named character, we don't need a breakdown of every running joke, and we certainly don't need to have this article be a near-exact paraphrase of the show. I agree this page needs to exist, but I want to hack this monstrosity down from a briar bush to a single rose.

Also, the Awesome tag refers to a page which is awesome, not a subject which is awesome. That's a demerit. --FlintTD (talk) 09:15, 7 January 2016 (UTC)

Feel free to do so if you are so inclined. You'll certainly hear no argument from me.--The Forgefather (talk)

Seeing the results of your fixing, I can agree with most things, but I think you may have gone overboard in some areas. Deleting "Since they could take him much better then humans could", for example. Id edit it back, but i don't wanna start a back-n-forth

Kitten Little?

Wait, is the Custodes Captain-General's nickname Kitten or Little Kitten? He's called Little Kitten the first time, Kitten afterwards. --Thannak (talk) 08:29, 18 October 2015 (UTC)

Its originally Little Kitten, but the Custodes shortens it to Kitten most of the time.
Tactical Mehren (talk) 11:15, 18 October 2015 (UTC)

so is there a possibility "kitten" might be Constantin Valdor? like he steps down from being highlord of terra and became caretaker of the emperor. He is also the emperor's #2 best friend (first being malcador)--TheSpoilerHeretic (talk) 00:25, 26 October 2015 (UTC)

Dornian Heresy link is Irrelevant

Ok so some time ago, I believe around Christmas of 2017, I wrote a few paragraphs detailing the Dornian Heresy from the TTS'verse as its own page, because someone had made a link to it being a page that doesn't exist. Some time after that, someone changed it to a promotion for some primarch-reversal shenanigans page (https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Alternate_Heresy#The_Dornian_Heresy). For obvious reasons, having that as the link on the TTS page doesn't make a lick of sense. My first solution would be to edit it out of the existing TTS page, and write something else in. My second solution is the change the new Dornian heresy page back into the old one, and make a separate page for the other thing. My final solution would be to paste the entirety or parts of the entirety of the old Dornian heresy page onto the existing TTS page. I don't believe I am qualified to make those changes, as I am a complete and utter moron. Obviously, we don't have to make any of these changes, but these are my suggestions for that one weird spot on the TTS page that links to somewhere completely irreverent.

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Pictures

Anyone has a better picture of Rogal Dorn requesting a bike from the Emperor? The one present on the page is scaled down, making a few details (like "Today's Mood" or "Days without Rogal") blurry. And there's that fucking piece of shit faggot kike watermark at the bottom too.