Talk:List of /tg/ Cuisine

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Look, it's just fucking mysterious why this is even a thing. I don't mean on 1d4chan, I mean AT ALL. Let me break it down for you *record scratch*. Either you are hungry and you need some food; or, and this is the important part, OR YOU ARE NOT AND YOU DO NOT.

Amazing! I know!

Okay, let's pretend we'll go with (1) and do some hunger. You're hungry! It's too late! You need food and there is no point fucking around. You're not hungry three hours ago, you are hungry NOW. So grab some food and shove it in your face. Wait, what food? Oh, I'm sorry, there is no food! Not until you spend all day in the kitchen doing the most boring, tiresome, exhausting and ultimately fruitless drudgery that can be imagined. TL;DR FUCK COOKING.

So, the alternative is plan (B). Not hungry? Then FUCK COOKING.

If Star Trek taught us anything, it's that a woman's place is sprawled on the floor, happily drunk, and that the only good kitchen has exactly one button: your local pizza deliverator on speed dial.

--Furore23 09:41, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

---It has become apparent that you do not know how to fuel your body. You do not know how to fuck a woman. You do not know how to appreciate beauty. You do not know how to cook. Go away, and become educated.

Stop wasting playing time and hand me the menu. --Furore23 (talk) 13:24, 21 November 2014 (UTC)


-Does mi goreng count for anything? -- Mysterious Anon

Aw hell naw, because that shit is made of flies and crabgrass and no one wants to eat it. --Furore23 13:34, 24 March 2011 (UTC)


Where are the brownie-shakes? -Anon

I’ll try and make a recipe for brownie-shakes without making you shit brimstone if somebody doesn’t already have a recipe. Zap Boi (talk) 6 January 2018 (UTC)

What kind of madman actually has rooster blood lying around, let alone black rooster blood? That's like really old, traditional french cooking for coq au vin, how is that a /tg/ thing?

/tg/ -> SCA activities is a pretty direct link. And from SCA stuff to old traditional french cooking is another short jump. So I'm not surprised.

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