Dump any copypasta from the /tg/ threads here, we can sort it out later - Brother Perambulus Bizarre chicken 22:51, 19 September 2011 (BST)
This is excellent - I'll proofread the entire thing and add the rest of Webway Gate in tomorrow. Bizarre chicken 01:35, 20 September 2011 (BST)
Silly heretic, your weapons cannot harm us, don't you know who the fuck we are? We're the Emperor's Juggernauts! Biggus Berrus 13:13, 20 September 2011 (CET)
Maybe you guys could consider re-organizing this page like the Emperor's Nightmares, Knights Inductor, or Desert Fangs? It would be much easier to read that way. I'd be happy to do this for you, if you like (full disclosure, I wrote those last two). --Not LongPoster Again --Sure, you're welcome to help clean the page up a bit. It really needs some images, I'll upload some later. It's kind of just walls of text at the moment. Bizarre chicken 17:13, 20 September 2011 (BST)
Do what you like. I'm about done editing for the day anyway. - Cypress
The fluff needs some damned editing - Brother Peramblulus. - will do it tomorrow.
Their opposites are the " Obsessive Marines "
They take notice and react to EVERYTHING. As a group. You will find the ENTIRE chapter charging after ONE cultist who just, mistakenly, fired his tape&rubber band piece of shit stubber at the Obsessive Marines.
Who missed. Horribly.
But the Obsessive Marines are not ones to simply shoot the man. Only a heretic could birth such a man. They now hunt his mother and entire family. Every friend and relative he ever knew- they devote an entire decade to researching everything about this man. Then a decisive strike occurs. Wiping out everyone he ever knew.
When he knows his entire existence, everyone he knew, everything he cared for is in utter ruin and wiped from history itself. Only then, do the Obsessive Marines destroy him.
All for simply leveling his shitty, harmless gun at them.
Their armor and gear are kept pristine the entire time. They carry spare paint to patch up every scar as soon as they can on equipment. Even drop pods are pulled free and painted anew.
Isn't there a long standing rivalry between the Obstinate Marines and the Obsessive Marines?
I recall hearing that long ago the Chapter Master of the Obstinate Marines walked THROUGH the Chapter Master of the Obsessive Marines, who simply wished to discuss a ceremonial exchange of arms.
The Obsessive Marines have spent every second of the hundreds of years that have passed since that day investigating the Obstinate Marines for heresy.
Yes but they have a very hard time doing so. As the more they investigate, the more they follow the wake of the Obstinate Marines...as the Obstinates ignore the cultists, the cultists shoot the Obsessive Marines, and a new life-long hunt for everyone those cultists once loved begins... so they can never fully catch up to the suspected heresy of the Obstinate Marines.
"Brother-Captain Tarus, there's a hive world in the path of our Crusade Fleet, shall we diverge?"
"No, go through it."
"...Brother-Captain, we've seem to have to have stopped."
"What is the meaning of this?!"
"We seem to have crashed into that planet."
"Well get the shovels and dig!"
>Am I the only one thinking pit stops?
"THERE'S NO TIME FOR REPAIRS. JUST BOLT ON MORE ARMOR!" "REFUEL POWER PACK GO!" "RELOAD WEAPON GO!" "CHANGE BOOTS GO!" "LIGHT CANDLES GO!" "PRAY TO THE MACHINE GOD GO!" "RAISE LOLLIPOP!"
"MY WEDGE IS MY SHIELD!"
"NO MAN CAN STOP THE WILL OF THE EMPEROR!"
"THERE'S NO TIME! CHARGE!"
"THE MONOLITH! WE HEADBUTT THAT TO SCRAP AND THIS IS OVER!"
>If I was good at writefaggotry, I'd make a story where a Obstinate Marine gets lost in the warp and walks through Slaanesh's realm, eventually going past Slaanesh herself, too focused on getting to where he was supposed to be to notice the hottest (wo)man in existence.
>Then he walks right through the Skull Throne and out the other side.
>It shall be known as Obstinance: The Stridening
>Obstinance is abstinence.
>Tzeentch tries to make the Obstinate marine change direction. NOT AS PLANNED.
They use Power Boots, they're the only chapter besides the Angry Marines to do so. They use them less to kick people and more to trample whoever or whatever gets in their way
I'm pretty sure Terminator suits can't use jump packs, unless the Obstinate Marines have developed some kind of heavy duty jump pack
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This could use some reorganization.