Talk:Sly Marbo

ayy lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y

can we add this video somewhere?

the facts section is far too long and really lame

Could we split the Sly Marbo Facts section into its own sub-page? At this point it takes up most of the page and its an old, old joke anyways Saladofstones (talk) 18:30, 5 August 2016 (UTC)

The joke has some new life breathed into it by Bruva Alfabusa but it is kind of an eyesore by this point like the old "Emperor's to do list" page was before I cleaned it up. Crazy Cryptek (talk) 22:29, 5 August 2016 (UTC)

Fixed. Also should the Official 8th rules be added for those not looking for pure memehammer?--69.125.123.227 14:58, 13 January 2020 (UTC)

8th edition rules have been added to "Marbo in Game" section. Not "funny" but I'm sure some comedian will come along and throw in some quips.

A new rumour

 It is said Sly Marbo learned to weaponise his moral dillemas.

Thus it is whispered in the regiments there are hidden truths in the galaxy.

Cadia did not fall. 

Rather Marbo decided that the chaos sods shouldn't be allowed to touch the creepy xenos thingies. Thus he contemplated how many guardsmen (Cadians and other) might lose their lives if he did or didn't help out. Subsequently his moral dillema wasn't sure either raising each in turn raising their own issues..... Ultimately Cadia exploded destroying the chaos stuff, the xenos stuff and every single Cadian and guardsmen found their way onto allied vessels through unknown means somewhat bewildered and confused.

The expansion of the eye of terror? Well his moral dillemas decided to kick chaos ass. There was a LOT of them and they tore the eye a new hole.

Rumours have it chaos forces are busy fighting each other across the hole in the hope of finding a way to escape Sly Mambo's Moral Dillemas.