Thursday

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""This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays.""

– (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)

Bad things that happen on Thursdays[edit]

  • Thursday was the day Earth was demolished to make way for an Intergalactic Bypass.
  • Relatively few promotions for you.
  • Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face.
  • Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven).
  • You have a hangover should you be a Finnish student.

Good things that happen on Thursdays[edit]

  • You realize that tomorrow is Friday Friday Friday.
  • If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
  • The day's named after Thor.
  • Adventure time airs on Cartoon Network.(Now Thursdays are slightly more shit)
  • Great sitcoms (Like that's so raven)

In Conclusion[edit]

Thursdays are lamecakes.

However[edit]

If you are lucky, Thursday could be the start of the weekend DnD playing fest.

If not, then lamecakes for you.

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