"This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - Chapter 2)
Bad things that happen on Thursdays
- Thursday was the day Earth was demolished to make way for an Intergalactic Bypass.
- Relatively few promotions for you.
- Your boss molests you with his massive testicle face.
- Crappy sitcoms (like That's so Raven).
- You have a hangover should you be a Finnish student.
Good things that happen on Thursdays
- You realize that tomorrow is Friday Friday Friday.
- If you live in Australia, Thursday is Pubday.
- The day's named after Thor.
- Adventure time airs on Cartoon Network.(Now Thursdays are slightly more shit)
- Great sitcoms (Like that's so raven)
Thursdays are lamecakes.
If you are lucky, Thursday could be the start of the weekend DnD playing fest.
If not, then lamecakes for you.
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