User:DDguy
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I'm a failure, also known as a heretic Also, Abaddon is the true emperor! Double heresy! *BLAM**BLAM*
Who let a Commissar here anyways?
._. I know, i'm a HERETIC. But i'm successful Heretic!
But with all seriousness, Abaddon is kinda of a failure. But, wouldn't he be the true heir of the throne, now with the Emperor and Horus dead? *BLAM* HERESY!!!
I guess i'll have to stay on this page Daemon World and wait for a new Warp Rift to open.
Facts, and random bullshit[edit]
- CHAOS, HERESY and FAIL can be all baked in a cake.
- I once found a Carnifex. And to spice it up, I found TWO of them.
- You aren't reading this.
- I am not reading this.
- What if someone decided to unplug The Emperor from the Golden Throne, so he can charge his phone? Hmm..
- There actually have been a 14th Black Crusade, but we aren't talking about that.
- We have fehled....The EMPRAH!! -Indrick Boreale
- Space Marine was an awesome game.
- Matthew Ward is a Khornate Sorcerer.
- UNLIMITED POOOWAAAAAAR! -Nemeroth, not a official quote.
- Ultramarines have gay parties at the Warp when no one is looking..
- You're still reading this? I THINK NOT!
- Seriously, we all know the Corpse isn't going to rise on itself.
- Nurgle once farted on the direction of Terra. AIDS was born that day.
- Black Legion/Sons of Horus/Luna Wolf's could have been epic. But nope, only thing they have is a cool paint set.
- Emperor was the best father ever. Just look at it! He got half of his sons
tryingkilled him.
Here is some general info[edit]
I'm a Heretic. You don't know what a Heretic is? Then you should start reading the Chaos Bible or whatever, by Lorgar. You might also consider removing the picture of the Emperor from your house. I KNOW you have one.
Truly, after you've done reading, you might want to ask around your local Imperial city for information about the local Chaos Cult. Join it, and you're done!
Next, you should consider joining and helping one of the following Legions of Chaos:
- Black Legion -IF YOU LIKE TO FAIL MUCH-
- World Eaters -RRRAAAAAAAGGGGGEGEEEEEEE
- Iron Warriors -If you like camping, these guys are for you
- Word Bearers -Your happy next-door Chaos Fanatics
- Night Lords -Some kind of Bandit/Vampire/Raiding bullshit
- Death Guard -If you like diseases, absolutely love them.
- Alpha Legion -They don't exist, but they do!
- Emperor's Children -If you like to get raped, and get free drugs.
- Thousand Sons -Well.. Sorcerers and guys who are dust. Literally
After that, get your asses kicked by the Imperium.
