User:Kracked Mynd/Forgotten and Scorned/Dawn of War Fanfiction

Vance Motherfucking Stubbs' Harem

-Cannoness Selena Agna: Once a rival, she secretly faked her death, and in shame for her failure has entered into Stubbs harem, in the hopes that her association with such a manly and heroic figure in the Imperial Guard will allow her some semblance of redemption for her sins. Also has developed a love-hate relationship with the man. Strangely enough, she spends most of her free time with either the Guardswomen or the Farseer Caerys.

-Liberated Commorragh Slaves: Slaves recovered from after the Dark Eldar were driven from the system. In gratitude towards their liberator, they join Stubbs Harem in hopes of finding a way that they could repay him. They are often regarded as the best maids the Imperium has ever seen. Despite hating the Wyches, they join them whenever a fight breaks out, mostly because they fear the Wyches. Also very timid, and suffer extreme anxiety issues as a result of the torture they have endured. Essentially, they are the special snowflakes that most of the harem actually does like, as opposed to everyone else.

-Howling Banshee Exarch and Company: A group of Howling Banshees who were captured at the end of the Kauruva Conflict. The Exarch was prepared to die, but mind conditioning from the sanctioned psykers managed to... encourage her to think otherwise. She and her sisters joined his Harem, and act as bodyguards in addition to lovers. The Exarch has a particularly nasty rivalry with the Succubis from the Wyches, and her sisters share this sentiment. As a result, no weapons are allowed in the Harem's living quarters, and must be kept locked in the barracks. Not that they needed weapons to begin with...

-Wyche Cult Succubis and Company: A small cult of personal pleasure objects that were found at around the same time as the Commorragh slaves. Unlike their Craftworld cousins, these women personally requested to join Stubbs Harem, if only so they could flip the finger to their "cousins" after the conflict ended. All hopes of this were shot to pieces when the Howling Banshees were brought in, and they continue to have strained relations. The Succubis in particular because they at one point met on the battlefield, and each fought their hardest, only to leave it a draw. The two often compete for being addressed as the favorite Eldar, with the Succubis only doing it to piss off the Exarch.

-Assorted Tau Fire Caste and Earth Caste: A group of T'au who were found after the final destruction of the Nan'Yanoi moon base. These women were judged unfit to serve, and were to be shipped back to the Empire if not for Stubbs intervention. In gratitude for sparing them, the T'au joined Stubbs Harem, hoping to have a positive influence on the governor and convert him to the Greater Good. Often times, they are called to calm down the Banshees and Wyches, and are a generally positive influence to everyone who is around them, even serving as diplomatic assistants to the Governor himself. The only bad things about them really are their obsession with anime, lack of emotion(major turn off for a human mate), and overly Naive nature.

-Assorted Sisters Of Battle: Several Battle Sisters who managed to survive the wrath of the Imperial Guard. They were captured, and spent the remainder of the campaign as religious assistants to the various groups of Imperial Guard spread around the system. This service convinced Stubbs to permit them to remain in his Harem, where they see to the spiritual health of the Governor's house and his human lovers. Generally dislike the xenos scum, but ally with the Howling Banshees whenever the Wyches start acting like dicks.(read:every single day.) Spend most of their time either alone or talking about religion with either the Banshees or the T'au when they are in a good mood.

-Loyal Guardswomen: Loyal veterans of the Kaurava conflict. They have seen it all, and as such are the best military advisers. Comprised of officers, vehicle drivers, and distinguished heroes from the kaurava conflict that caught the eye of Stubbs' lieutenant. Generally envied due to their unrestricted access to Stubbs, they are the no nonsense order keepers, and care little if an other members of Stubbs Harem are dicks or not: they are there to maintain order within the house, no matter who was being a dick. Oddly, they often spend their free time with Selena Agna, who seems to share their "shut up and get along with each other" attitude.

-Farseer Caerys: Though she escaped the death many of her people suffered, she returned in order to get closer to Selena Agna, and acts as the psychic advisor to Stubbs. Seeing as she abandoned her fellow sisters, the Banshees reject her. As such, she either spends her time with the Wyches, or many hours in the quarters of the Succubi or Canoness. Unlike the other Eldar, she appears to have no interest in impressing the governor, merely doing her job. She will join the Guardswomen when fighting breaks out, if only because its her job and she could't be a proper Farseer if she didn't dick over the only people who actually talk to her. She is the only xenos that many of the human members of the Harem can tolerate, if only because she treated her people poorly.