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Angry Marine Name Generator

Like all humans, Angry Marines have a birth name given by their parents. But usually these babies are fucking annoying and have to be disposed of. Angry Marines maintain Chapels of the Emperor in his Aspect as the Self-Righteous Customer Served Dry Steak just for these kinds of babies. Usually the children have card identifying the reason the child was discarded like the FUCKING TRASH THEY ARE, but they rarely give better descriptions than "Little Shitfuck," "Lazy Ass Bastard Shits His Pants," "Worthless Quadruple Malt Distilled Shitwater." While these may seem like great names, when children are chosen to join the Chapter they get new names to symbolize their new life and because not all of them can be called "Fucking Lazy Ass Won't Clean His Room!

After years of learning how to speak Angry, many Initiates choose their own name, other times they have names gifted to them by senior marines, and sometimes everyone is just too angry to be bothered. In those cases this rubric is used to determine their name using 2d6 for first and last. An optional middle name is 1d6.

First Name		Middle Name		Surname
11	Chunk	1	Leslie	11	McFuck
12	Slab	2	Courtney	12	Asscrush
13	Rip	3	Ashley	13	Breakface
14	Crunch	4	Stacey	14	Von Dicksmash
15	Bolt	5	Jordan	15	De Lividius
16	Gristle	6	Kyle	16	Le Baisage
21	Hack			21	McShitstain
22	Stabby			22	Stomachabundus
23	Smash			23	O'CAPSLOCK
24	Blast			24	Kawacocktwist
25	Buff			25	Fuckworth
26	Punch			26	Zhāng Sān Lǐ Sì
31	Lance			31	Smith
32	Billegerient			32	dàn téng
33	Iratus			33	commotus
34	Dementer			34	Faire le Con
35	Furiouse			35	Groinslap
36	Enojado			36	Cornhole
41	Aplastar			41	Cuntbridge-Stewart
42	Crujido			42	Une Civil
43	Overcooked			43	DeMierda
44	Kuharibu			44	Enfoiré
45	Ikaanguka			45	GifleSalope
46	Wreck			46	Herpeslip
51	Stumpy			51	Snarlington
52	Facebreak			52	ConBust'em
53	Havoc			53	Shitonashitsammich
54	Torpedo			54	Grocerybill
55	Lick			55	Roommate
56	Froth			56	Houserepair
61	Tetchy			61	incuntvenience
62	Inflamed			62	Ballslappinstien-Snatch
63	Shitsnacks			63	Chupa-Tumadre
64	Damn			64	Von Poopants
65	Fucksnacks			65	Brokenface
66	Dave			66	Ward