Wednesdays suck at the same time as they don't. That's probably because people have realized how much the day in the middle of the week can suck, so we put a ton of interesting things to happen on this day to compensate.
Bad things that happen on Wednesdays
- No relations.
- Not a lot of promotions for you.
- School, if you like staying ignorant.
- Your boss becomes a massive testicle face.
- Under-aged nerds complain 'cause they can't play some goddamned computer shit.
- Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly).
- You will fall out of bed.
Good things that happen on Wednesdays
- If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is.
- Lots of poets will attempt (and succeed) to kill themselves.
- New comics.
- Rogal Dorn.
- Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now it isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY.
- Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of everything ever.
- Band night! Beer, motherfucking drums, guitars, keyboards, girls singing.
- Most reviews and Internet shows post their stuff on this day.
- If you're a student in Finland or Sweden, Wednesday is mini-Saturday.
- In Nordic Europe, the Donald Duck magazine comes on Wednesdays. Yes, Nordic Europe has a weekly Donald Duck magazine. Don't ask where they get the extra comics from. (Mostly from the Netherlands.)
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